TrolleyBuzzMar212002.page

This is the page that reports the poop! Every week there's a blow out quality hoe-down in Dayton, and it happens at The Trolley Stop every Thursday at 9:00. It's called The Acoustic Revival, and you can expect dicey manuvers and high shinanigans. The photographic evidence will be complied, reviewed, and displayed here for easy viewing. Check back every few days to see what went wrong the previous week. Lots on this page, so let it load even if it takes a bit (and it will...).

TrolleyBUZZ - Mar 21 2002

This has been another TrolleyBUZZ page, so stay tuned and check back for the numerous updates that I will undoubtedly post when I get the casts off my wrists. Carpel Tunnel Syndrome is a lot less funny when I have it. At this point I can't operate a door knob. Well, really any knob. Frankly, until I had this problem I never noticed how "knob-centric" our society is. I mean, try to find a standard door without one for crying out loud. It's like, I don't know, we're all knob-aholics or something. You think our founding father and mothers invisioned a world totally dependent on knobs? Hell NO! We weren't born with trunks like them friggin' peanut hoarding pachyderms. I got wrists man! WRISTS! I got a THUMB. I can reach and grasp!

Anyway, click HERE to go back to the main
KC Kelly and The Reverend Dave page, And HERE to go back to the main TrolleyBUZZ page.

HEY TEENS! IT'S TrolleyBUZZ TIME!

There's Robin and her man, they are the folks who run The Trolley Stop and as such provide a quality venue for local musicians to show their stuff. Appreciation is called for! Me and KC have been given a real shot to do something cool, and The Trolley Stop is the reason we (and all the other Players in town) have a place to call home. Lots of places make the claim, but there is only one place that brings it all to the table: great food, cool vibe, fantastic people bringing you what you want, and a commitment to great local music. The Acoustic Revival is a good reason to head on out to The Trolley, but honestly, anytime is Trolley Stop Time! Thanks to the house, and thanks to the house again. We dig - THE TROLLEY STOP!

Oh yeah. That's right baby. It's one thing, and it's the right thing, and it's more than a man can stand. It's Beer Love.

See that tall brown beauty in the happy hand of Jason "Huge" Ruge? That is what it's all about. Mother Suds, my friend, cold and inviting. The guy below couldn't wait any longer, he had to go to the restroom. But he's back now. Oh yes, daddy's home and it's time for a big kiss, to be immediately followed by some verile viking-style Beer Love. That guy up there on the right? Couldn't grow any facial hair at all. None. Not a whisker. Of course, he found the Healing Elixer of Hops and now goats are envious of his chin sprouts. And what of this couple above? Seems chilly, eh? Well, the sharp eyed will spot the problem right off. He's sporting a hearty stout, rich and dark. She appears to be drinking some commie froo-froo lemonade concoction, probably designed by a wimpy guy who was fired from his low paying job at a cough medicine factory. Buddy, it's a mixed marriage and it ain't gonna' fly unless you can get this otherwise hip chick to wrap her lovely lips around a thick foamy head. I'm talking about Beer Love my friends, and no crappy fake "adult beverage" shall put it asunder.
That's right, Brother.

Oh Yeah... It's BEER LOVE

Well this Funky Cold Medina filled installment of TrolleyBUZZ is as wacky as any. Where to begin? Well, the return of Mitchell Jessie was a welcome thing, and he played with all the fire and passion we've come to expect. Brought some friends along too. And speaking of Mitchell, who is this apple cheeked beauty to the left? Why, it's Mrs. Jessie, the lovely Gwen. Hard to believe she was with child a couple of weeks ago. Billy Donth managed to get cheek to cheek with a fabulous babe within moments of arriving. Marishah Paddock became very crazy for just a moment and I managed to sneak a picture while she was warming up. Or fine and good buddy John just continued to look cool, like an actor. A Goldigger showed up, but no Dean Martin. She was so lonely. And in an ongoing cavalcade of stars, Wilfred Brimley, The Underwood Deviled Ham Guy, Christian Slater, and Joe Montana all made it out to The Acoustic Revival.

BEER LOVE

Anyone who comes to The Revival knows the amazing level of Players we get week after week. I mean look at em'. Master Brian continues the scare the children. And our long lost pal Brian Whitten made everyone step back and say wow during his final performance (he's moving to L.A. - big shock). Of course Chad Johnston was on hand and is looking like another regular. Greg Biltz recently landed a gig at The Trolley in April, we'll get the details up when we confirm them. So be sure and mark it on the calender! Jim Hiller will be sitting in on that one, so don't miss it. Our wonderful Marishah P. had to put up with some serious equipment problems (turns out our gear was fine M., go figure?) but still pulled it out and really turned in a great set. Marc Homan bangs a mean guitar and his songs are very well crafted, he's as solid as they come. Scott Marshall didn't get on until very late, but still had a crowd until be began to sing his tax return. And mean looking guy? I think he's a really good drummer, but he insisted on remaining anonymous. Claimed to have "warrants"...

Kevin Serey - Fame Going To His Head?
We at The Acoustic Revival have all marveled at the meteoric rise to fame of one of our favorites, Kevin Serey. But The TrolleyBUZZ Gossip Squad has uncovered evidence of a star gone wild. "He's a star gone wild..." said a friend who wanted to remain nameless. He went on, "...I'm a friend and I want to remain nameless". In these exclusive photos taken at The Acoustic Revival by The TrolleyBUZZ Gossip Squad, we see Mr. Serey preparing to clown-stomp one of his entourage for not getting him a cold beer in what he loudly called "Snappy-Monkey Time". The women, the fame, the talent. Is it all becoming to much for one of the brightest stars of The Revival? If you want to see what all the excitement is about, check out Kevin's Player page for details about his upcoming shows. You really should make a point of seeing this amazing Player before he gets his own Behind The Music. Get the details on the man and his gigs HERE.

The Official Sex Symbol of
The Acoustic Revival,
Kevin Serey.

Lots of E-mail asking how the delicious Danni is doing since her awful Butt Punch by the vile FezPimP. A diet of pasta and freeze dried monkey glands is getting her in shape...
for REVENGE!

Billy Donth is always surrounded by beautiful women, and I for one think it's got alot to do with the way he dresses. Hey, there's our buddy Scott Marshall. He comes out to The Revival all the time. In this shot he is sleeping soundly while everyone else plays. This is because he was doing his third workout of the day and was unable to get out to the show until later. Though he played last there was a very good crowd and he did a fine job, except for when he began to go through a second puberty while singing. The result was a startling selection of Radiohead songs performed in a series of high-pitched yodels. Our buddy Marty stopped by to let us know that he is behind us 100% and we couldn't be happier to hear it. Marty RULES. As I have often noted before, The Women Of The Trolley Stop are the most beautiful women in the world, and here are two delightful examples. This is Vava and Voom, the Swedish super-model duet. Welcome to the show, my ladies! And there's Tom, sincerely asking Marishah P. if she would do a few songs by the Beach Boys....

It's time for The Trolley Stop / Acoustic Revival DANCE PARTY!

Hey hey hey! It's time to get down, time to get funky! I mean get EXTRA FUNKY! Tom is leading the way and it's Dance Party Time. This young lady shows the consequences of not moving fast enough as she is forcably enlisted in a stream of consciousness Funk-hop, acid-groove, Hip-shock, Beer-slapping hoe-down. These moves and this display garnered a wide variety of reactions, many of them photographed and shown here. For some, it was fear. For others, a sense of helplessness and dispair. Others laughed, and then cried, and then laughed again, only to begin to cry moments later. Most agreed that, "Man oh man, are we glad he didn't grab us". But to be honest it looked like fun, and she pulled of the moves with a certain amount of style. Still, it felt strangley like I was taking pictures of a kidnapping. Tom already is sizing up other partners, so more Dance Party shots are sure to follow.

More pics of folks. There's Jason "Huge" Ruge with a woman, whom we cannot identify. No idea who she is or anything. Oh, me and Greg, and from the look on our faces I would say this was taken during The Dance Party. That guy with the mood lighting is Rocky, a pal of Mitchell Jessie's, and he's doing a great job of singing "Beth", the big hit song by KISS. There is Marishah again, with one of her many pals. She looks purty in that picture. And there is a very friendly person, you take one look at him, his smile, the glint in his eye, and you want to shake his hand. Lots of folks like him at The Trolley. Hey, there's ME! Once again I'm getting my picture taken with sweat all over me and making a goofy face. A regular Trolley guy flashes the peace sign, ironically moments before diving headfirst into another patron's plate of chicken wings.

More Acoustic Revival action! Look! There! One of Mitchell Jessie's buds, beating the crap out of a shaker. John Harrison looking dapper, played some tunes for us. Greg and Mitchell always sound GREAT together, and Katie was compelled to break dance during part of their set. As I mentioned earlier Brian Whitten was stellar, and cries of "who is that guy?" were heard throughout the room. And of course more of our pals, including The HUGE One and Billy, and two babes that are usually with him, who is really pretty and the other who we really know nothing about. So don't ask...

A few final stray pics...
Marishah's roomate molests a woman, but she doesn't really complain as it's a fairly friendly molestation. This girl above there has before this shot only been photographed while picking her nose. Here she skips the nose picking, but gives props to Satan. Tough to get a read on her. Next to her is a picture of four people, each more beautiful than the last. Over there on the left, the smiling faces that occur when Scott Marshall's friends hear him making like a yodelin' cowboy. And there, what can I say, being The Underwood Deviled Ham Guy is a lonely world to live in.