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TrolleyBUZZ HOLIDAY BLOWOUT 2002

It's Another Wedding!
That's right, TODD and The Queen, KC Kelly have decided to go ahead and tie the knot. All of you have no doubt noticed the bloomin' love between these two and now there going to be bound in some form of budget matrimony. This will be KC's 7th time at bat (her separation from Seth being recently finalized). Stay tuned on this page for more details of the big hook up ceremony and eventual separation of these two big lovable goofballs. They were great apart, and now they're going to get together (until they get apart again).

Mr. Brim continues to irritate his pals by mulling over ways please women more completely out loud.

Brother Sully and The Lovely Lisa

Josh, unable to wait for his nachos, bites into Jessica's head like a big beautiful granny smith apple.

See this guy? He came down to see us after catching our show at The Need-1-More. Thanks for the support dude!

Rasta Woman, Marishah!
Ya mon, Ya!

Revival regulars and Co-Presidents of the Emily Strand fan club.

THE TODD &
Jonathan
HO-DOWN!

No time in recent memory serves to jostle ones sense of bizarre more than a performance by TODD and Jonathan Price. These guys are always compelling as individuals and as an occasional partnership. But then, without warning, they broke into a rendition of the 80' hit "Cars" by Gary Nueman. Well... it got ugly. Lust sweapt through the room as the hypnotic sounds of TODD's keyboard thumped out the tune. This resulted in an attempted molestation by Colleen (not unusual by any means, but still distressing if you're the target). Jonathan was ok with it at first, but as she began eating his buttons he wisely ran like a bunny. Everyone was treated to some fine music and shinanigans, thanks to TODD and Jonanthan. Nice work you knuckleheads.

My lovely life-mate Laine Marr and friend. Recently, after an especially passionate interlude between the two of us, Laine's hair began to curl.

Rebecca tells everyone about her Thanksgiving, unaware that she is about to be attacked by her own hand.

Is it any wonder that THIS is BERZERKLE's babe?

Kevin Serey is very proud announce his newest performing venture. Few are aware that Mr. Serey is a Master Ventriloquist. Everybody, Meet Mr. Slappy!

Reverend Dave has located a lady.

Some of our Need-1-More pals, come out to The Acoustic Revival to party with us!

WE WANT MORE Mr. SLAPPY!

Some Final Shots Of Our Buddies, and A Last Look At
The Big Shoe.

Well, that's it. The great big whopper update that you all wanted. In wrapping this up I want to announce that I have declared myself...
Beef Of The Week
Who else? Just take a look at those omelets I used to call eyes. I've earned this great honor. You think peepers like that just happen? HELL NO. You've got to spend countless hours (um, 20 or so actually) working on a web site, sitting there in your fuzzy green robe awful house shoes and staring at pictures of your pals and making up goofy crap to say about them. You sit there until your behind feels like a bag of peanuts, and then, you sit some more. You sweat and slave, knowing that in the end most folks will stop reading long before they see these words. Then, you cry. Then you sit some more and work on the web site some more. Is it worth it? In a word, yes. But the price she is high. I've traded a place in the internet sun for a set of buttocks you wouldn't wish on a Balkin fish wife. Oh well. I've still got my big head. Next time.