TrolleyBUZZHolidayBlowout

"Hi. I'm Robin, one of the people who brings you the fine quality entertainment at The Trolley Stop. Next to me is one of my fans, a man. Alot of people want to know how I repel these sorts of attacks. Obviously he's an animal. That's a problem . He's also a puckering crazy-man so I'm probably going to go with a Double Camel Snout Lip-Throw, followed by a Suplex, finishing with an Atomic Elbow to The Tender Bits. I get my self-defense tips on
PAGE THREE of The TrolleyBUZZ Holiday Blowout Edition 2002.
It gives me the edge when confronting amorous strangers, and makes my counter attacks more creative. You can enjoy these miraculous results as well. Just...
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The Trolley guys got us a great big cake when we had our big One Year Acoustic Revival Anniversary (I was going to take a picture, but by the time I got a chance it looked like a victim of Shark Attack). And they always have a nice set of lights or sparkly things going on somewhere. It's nice. It makes the seasons bright, and easy to identify. I think my point (to the degree I am able to detect it) is that these guys try to make everyone feel at home. No question,
The Trolley Stop is The Best Hang In Town.

DARREN JONES' EVIL TWIN!
We're all familiar with the scenario; non-evil guy suddenly appears with facial hair and completely different demeanor. Looks like non-evil guy, but suddenly he has a sense of humor and is doing evil stuff. Is there any doubt that Darren Jones has been replaced by his evil-twin? The only question is, what has this evil bastard done with the REAL Darren?

Billy Donth Double Secret Super SPY
A man with no name. Well, no, actually he has a name. But he's also got a number. And that number is a secret. A BIG secret. A DOUBLE SUPER SECRET. So secret his own secret goverment handlers can't even find him to give him a secret assignment. So he is alone, with nothing to do, and no one can locate him to give him a task to perform. Funeral services for this comedic premise will be announced upon notification of next of kin.

"People say to me, "Berzerkle, why you gotta' be so mean?" And I say, "Cause' I likes it BABY!". Yeah, that's what I say. I LIKES IT! Look into my eyes, and know the dark black soul of
BERZERKLE!!!"

"Gosh, I really can't tell you how excited I am that Reverend Dave put a picture of my behind with a tattoo and the words "CRACK-TAT" next to it on the web site. I can't tell you because I'M NOT. What the hell is the matter with you, you giant circus freak-head LUNATIC!"

The Danni Song
(Sung To The Tune Of The Beverly Hillbillies)
Gonna' tell a little story, my name's Danni
I'm about the cutest thing you ever did see
I'm a' workin' at The Trolley
Most every damn night
You'll know it's me
Cause my jeans are so tight.

(spoken) Constricting that is...

Look at the web site
I'm here and there
Big pretty smile and a mess o' red hair
Reverend's out of ideas
And his writing's in a rut
He just slaps up
Another picture of my butt

(spoken) Lots of hits, you see...

Well it's about time
To bring my song to a close
Will I kill Reverend Dave for this?
Nobody knows
But don't be shocked if he turns up dead
With the print of my fist
In his Giant Freak Head

(spoken) He's some kind of mutant,
If you stand on his skull you can see Xenia,
When driving on the interstate he has to let the air out of his tires to fit his head under overpasses.

Jon has an eye for beautiful women, that's obvious. But, seriously, what the hell is going on with that eyebrow? She sees him making that face she's going to run outa' there like Flo-Jo.

Ah, my beloved buddy, John. Mr. Mercy is always there, always cool, and he did all the art work on THE BIG CD. And he's a pal. We love our John. Smoking coordination problems aside.

Reverend Dave's Huge Extremeties are not limited to his Ringling Brother's style noggin. Here we see his monster Mick Mitt crushing the skull of this poor bastard who did nothing wrong except stumble beneath The Reverend paw as it fell. Moments after this photo was taken his straining pink face exploded from the pressure.
(this same giant hand is barely visable when orbiting Dave's mammoth brain case)

This guy on the right here is completely crazy. BUT! He always come out to KC and The Reverend's Wednesday night gigs at The Trolley Stop. So, he can be as nuts as he wants. Thanks for the support!

"Hi. The Devil here. I'd just like to point out that The Reverend's begining to crack under the strain of this huge update. Engaging in an imaginary dialog with me, for instance. Stay tuned, by the time he's done I bet he's slapping nude pics of himself up here..."

Some of you may remember not to long ago when old Matt Reese got up and played some wicked good guitar at The Revival. Well this is his Ma, Teresa. Real, real nice she was. Hope to see you guys again soon.

Here's some old friends who dropped by to say hi. Fang, Jodi, and their dangerously unstable pal Lowinda Preckler all came out to The Acoustic Revival and man was everybody glad to see them. They always made the scene at the show and added so much to it with their hijinks, shinanigans, and falderall. We miss you guys and you should try to get out more often. See you soon.

Ah, the ever startled MATT PURKEY. He and his child bride Jen are some of the most supportive folks in the whole Revival crew. Thanks brother, and thanks again, you being there matters.