TrolleyBUZZ  HOLIDAY BLOWOUT 2002

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Oh BABY!  It's been a wacky couple of months.  Many of you have (rather bluntly) asked, "Yo, what's up with the web page, dog?"  Well, basically I've dumped my computer TWICE in the last 6 weeks.  I mean, no boot to system or any of that science crap.  KC and I have been working alot, and writing, which is really more my actual job as opposed to being a web monkey.  Also, I've had some serious problems in my personal life (Sopranos season is over) and maybe I didn't feel like being Mister Haha-Funnyman all the time.  Point is, this is going to be the biggest up date in the history of the page, covering most of November and December, the recording of the CD, and other assorted shinanigans.  As always these pages are heavy (bursting and throbbing really) with photos so they may take a while to load on a standard modem.  You're going to see lots of Revival Fans, and of course the Players that have made all these cool things possible.

I Could Screw Around With Some Marginal Jokes, But To Hell With That... Let's See Some Fabulous Babes!

Odd thing here - this lovely woman was a little buzzed, and mistook Brian's chin whiskers for an Anchovy, biting most of this rather disturbing facial growth off at the roots.  I mean, who likes Anchovies?.

I like this lady.  She always looks a little sleepy.

So thirsty, she gnawed the label off her beer.

Suing her optometrist.

One of TODD's buddies.  Truly a FABULOUS BABE, and very nice as well.

Soul Woman!

Hey, these two swell babes have become regulars out at the big Ho-Down we all know as The Acoustic Revival.  Beautiful, Bright, and full of beans they are.  If you run across them say "Hi" and be nice, because they are sweethearts.

"You know, some women just make you feel like you're going to burst into flames..."

"MY NECK IS ALL SQUISHY!"

Happy And Sexy.

I just want to go on record as being in favor of See-Through Shirts.

A woman using the photo distraction to make an attempt at slurping her buddies beer out of the glass.  Not very sporting.  And on the right, a very pretty girl behaving herself.  How unusual!

The achingly beautiful Lisa, and one of her FABULOUS BABE pals.

The Eyes Are The Mirrors Of The Soul.  There on the left, a couple of the most beautiful pairs eyes you'd ever want to see.  And on the right, Addy tries to scare me so I'll drop the camera again.  BAD ADDY.

Ah, eyes like these can easily turn a big powerful confident man into a bucket of butter..

BOO!

HAPPY COLLEEN!

The Rare And Deadly Chameleon Tongued Bunny Woman. AAAAAUGH!

CRACK-TAT!!!

In spite of his best efforts, Jonathan Price is soundly trounced by Angie in a "Cutest Girl" contest.

Breakfast Of Champions, Anniversary of The Revival Cake and a Bud Lite.

You will never run across two nicer people than these Trolley regulars.  Always coming out to the show to see Me and KC.  Hi Guys!

BIG SHOE

Take a look at this crazy bastard.  He is a WILD MAN.  That gleam in his eye tells you - he's here to get some serious sudsy work done, and and when it's over the room will be littered with the bodies of the beer that so foolishly tried to defy him.  He knows the enemy, and he will drink it with... EXTREME PREJUDICE

Calm.  Cool.  Quiet. And absolutely positively UP TO SOMETHING!

TODD submits to this obviously illegal molesting by KC, and strangely offers little or no resistance.

THE MIGHTY JASON A fine gentleman and an all around great guy.  Here Jason demonstrates why the Trolley Stop's "Funky Cold Chicken Salad" is so damned... FUNKY!!!

This year, don't miss... A Very Special Cramer Christmas. (Very special in no small way due to the fact that during the show Cramer falls in love with and marries a plant...)

HI.

One Of The Best Stories Of The Year... The Birthday Of Nikki LeSuer!

"Oh yeah, I've known Nikki since before she was, you know, "NIKKI!!!"

LOOK! It's Nikki's Birthday!  In honor of the event she's agreed to help a friend become as glamorous and fabulous as she is by having her head grafted to Nikki's shoulder.  That is just so "Nikki" of Nikki!

"Nikki?  Oh yez, I knows Nikki.  Back in the day we used to go hollar whompin' together, and we'd spend all day long catchin' men folk and shavin' em' down, and we'd go to the general store and and exchange them up to Mr. McGreely for gingham and extra-strength condoms.  Of course this was all before she became an "In-tro-national High Class Glamour-Duchess", or whatever the hell name you stupid friggin' reporters have tacked on her..."

"THHHHHUPT"

KC And The Reverend Dive Cupcakes, made from scratch and including special joke type "Turn Your Teeth Black" Icing, by NIKKI! (They got a tad mangled at the gig)

"Birthday Schmirthday.  All I know is at least for one birthday of her life Nikki asked God for a "Slammin' Rack", and boy oh boy, did  God say yes..."

Hey Teens.  Reverend Dave here.  As you all know, I am a musician.  Me and KC play a lot of places and we meet a lot people, and what makes our job fun is folks like the International Glamour Queenie, Nikki Le'Suer.  She's funny and supportive and has been coming out to the big show for a long time.  Her and her wonderful pals have made a sometimes tough job more fun by being themselves.  To say nothing of Nikki's splendid chests.  There is no substitute for funny, and if you can make KC and I laugh you get big time points.  We think the world of her and we thank her for her cupcakes, as well as the delicious pastries she made for us.  A great hugger, a classically beautiful face, a fine sense of humor, and in general a lot of hijinks waiting to happen.  These things and more are... Nikki Le'Suer

"Me?  Why, I am Lucian Of Frankin, famous Developer of Feminine Talent and Seller of Desire.  I knew when I first spread my eyes over Nikki that she would possess all who gazed upon her.  That millions would fall before her, enraptured and enthralled, unable to tear their eyes away.  That is why - when I met her - I immediately borrowed three hundred dollars.  Because, you know, I knew she'd have it you see..."

"Hi.  I'm Robin, one of the people who brings you the fine quality entertainment at The Trolley Stop.  Next to me is Chris, my man.  Alot of people want to know how we keep the magic in our relationship.  Well, obviously he's an animal.  That helps.  But even if he wasn't a puckering crazy-man I'm sure he'd join me in saying that the secret to our love is PAGE TWO of The TrolleyBUZZ Holiday Blowout Edition 2002.  It brings us closer, and gives us suggestions to make our love stronger.  You can enjoy these miraculous results as well.  Just... CLICK HERE FOR PAGE TWO!!!

"Oooh!  The Joys of Mature Love."

"I don't know, he's pretty cute..."