TrolleyBUZZ  September 25  2003

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What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival.   The Acoustic Revival is an open mic format musical show, featuring singers and songwriters.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage. This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

2 Years. As you read this we are a few days away from a startling anniversary.  Two years of The Acoustic Revival at The Trolley Stop.  Defying the odds, conventional wisdom, and all the haters out there who thought the music scene was all about them, we find ourselves at our second anniversary.  What have we learned?  Who cares?  It's been fun - no - more than fun.  Let's be honest, most of the time it's flat hilarious.  One thing that has become crystal clear is that a community exists where it once did not.  As its basic goal this whole thing was all about a bunch of people who didn't know each other meeting and becoming pals.  Pretty simple (well, it seems simple now).  And it's not about any individual or group or musician, it's about ALL OF US.  Everyone is welcome. Don't play an instrument?  NONSENSE!  Everyone can play a tall cold glass of brew! If you're new to the scene down at The Trolley, WELCOME.  If you're one of the people who's become part of the family, THANK YOU for being a member of The Crew - The Acoustic Revival Family. We'll be at the best bar on the planet playing our songs for our friends and living it up.  Someday I'll write a book and we'll all be in it, and man oh man we are gonna' LAUGH... (and I expect some of you will sue)

HEY EVERYBODY!  Look! BETH FOUND HER BOOBS!

Actually, The Bethster has relocated to the wilds of Michigan (I think), and we wish her a giant bra-full of luck.

Beth and her fabulous new chest-pals.

Speaking of leaving, Kristine Bennett is off for NYC, and our buddy Adam is beside himself.

Aaron tells me that he's "off the market" due to the charms of Caroline.  This story really should be on CNN.

Ben and Leilani have very active eyebrows.

Well!  It's Amy and John.  John is one of our friends from Bimini Bill's, and Amy is his delicious Love Bunny.  It also happens to be Amy's Birthday!  Happy Day Amy!

HEY!  Quit it!  HEY, QUIT LOOKIN' AT MY GIANT HEAD... LADY!

"Hi."

Doug, The Melbomb, Phil, unaware that behind them lurks The Phantom Of The Trolley! (insert whiney opera singin' here)

A fine example of the "Fab Babe Head-Cock and Wave".  Often attempted, rarely perfected, and very well executed here.  Thank you, Very Blonde Girl.

Hold On.  I thought I was the "Hi" Guy.  WHO is that WOMAN?

Hey, can I be the "BLEH!" Guy?  I'm qualified!  Look!  See me saying BLEH?  BLEH!  It would be cool, and it is almost Halloween. BLEH!

YOU KNOW THEM. Chad And Erin A Couple Of Them SEXY PEOPLE!

This here is BRIAN!  He's a Pro Guitar Professor  down at Centerville Music.  He's a Player, and he's available for serious students.  Give him a call! 436-2000

The Crisis Is Over We all are aware of the recent arrival of Danni's new Love Bundles, and the turmoil that they caused when they made their appearance on Danni's chest during the Acoustic Revival last week.  Unlike Beth (above), who received her freshly formed Rumba Buddies with joy, Danni felt the incredible burden of having both BOOMIN' BEEF CHEEKS and a SMOKIN' HOT RACK.  We all felt her pain.  Since then she's come to terms with her new pals.  "They're very nice, and warm, and it's nice to have someone to talk to in the quiet moments.  They're my Great Big DOS AMIGOS!"  All of this is a great relief to those of us who had to see her trying to forcibly remove them last Thursday.  She's even letting them air-out a bit, wearing a shirt cut so low that we could see her belly button lint. THERE'S SO MUCH MORE! PAGE TWO BABY CLICK HERE!  DO IT!

Danni, and her glorious new Huggables.