TrolleyBUZZ  September 18  2003

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What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival.   The Acoustic Revival is an open mic format musical show, featuring singers and songwriters.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage. This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

First Things First - KEVIN AND ALYSSIA GET HITCHED!

Yes, through a combination of hypnosis and looking real purty Alyssia has somehow convinced Kevin to marry her.  My God, what a lucky woman!  They are some of our favorite people and part of The Family down at our home, The Trolley Stop.  Wish em' all the good, because they are our pals!  Oh... I'm tearing up.

It Was A Weird Night

As I type these words, I've physically transformed into a guy with a wolf head, and I'm howling and smoke is shooting out of my ears.  Angie is not just all that and a bag of chips, she's also the extra salty crumbs in the bottom of the bag.  And you know what's really disgusting?  She's also very nice, and has a bright mind and a sense of humor.  HOW DARE SHE!

BERZERKLE!  And according to him he's grown a mustache.  His woman, Berzerklina, cleverly sneaks a choke hold up on him whilst he's trying to look sane.

Has Never Seen Her Picture On The Page.  She Will, No Doubt, Miss It Again This Time.

One of those goofy cute babes who refuses to accept she's looking GOOD!

FONZIE 2003 "AAAAAAAAEY"

Beth, Kim, Courtney, Christiane.  Once again we see that the hot babes seem to run in packs.  This group of four (called a "gaggle" of babes) pose here for a photo, and thus break the hearts of men all over the Internet.

WHAT CAN DANNI DO? Just when she had managed to get a handle on her DAZZLING JUNGLE RUMP, look what happened - Her chests have arrived!  "What the hell am I supposed to do with these?" she wailed.  "I just got used to owning BOOMIN' BEEF CHEEKS and now I have to find a way to harness these LEAPING SWEATER PIES?"  After that it was all crying and mumbles of "why me?"

Danni reported to work as usual, and then these happened.  The horror, the horror.  Quick, someone grab a couple of buckets and some bungie cord.

Chris and Jill.  The evidence mounts that all of the really beautiful folks are coming to the warm confines of THE TROLLEY STOP!

Kristine and Adam, hanging out, getting to know each other, and most likely screwing up Tomcat's plans for a Spring wedding.

MYSTERY HINEY - Who's buttcrack is this?

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His head is leaking again.

Yeah Sarah, I'd really keep an eye on that thing if I were you.  Joe has had problems controlling it in the past (we all remember that shoplifting incident at Victoria's Secret).

OH NO! Danni Has Blossomed!

OLIVIA - Up To Something. DEFINATELY.

Josh, remaining calm until he sees an opportunity to flee.

KA-KA- KATRINA!

Mike from Centerville Music ponders - Where is my friend Eric?  And why has he abandoned me?

For all of you who ever wondered what the lovable giant Daddy Brent looked like when he was in high school, here you go.  In the likely event that Brent kills me for posting this, please, remember me kindly.  And someone come over and feed my cat, Squeaky. THERE'S MORE! CLICK HERE FOR PAGE TWO!

Daddy Brent, in the days before he attended Viking School.