TrolleyBUZZSept042003

"Just to clarify, I'm not for putting people in boxes and categories and just leaving them there. Everyone is an individual. But let's not play the Pretend Game. I mean come on! Are we going to pretend that baby Rhino isn't always running around like a jackass, banging his silly pointed skull into anyone he can catch? Hey, let's all pretend he didn't get his head wedged in a fence at last year's company picnic! And let's act like someone held a gun to his head and forced him to punch a hole in that barrel and get cooking oil in his eyes that time we went to Outback Steakhouse. Rhino, PLEASE.
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MORE NEW BLOOD!
Hey, this was a real treat. I'm still not sure who they were, due to the horrible hand writing and mumbled explanation of the name of the band, but they were REALLY good. I think the names are Craig Bowe, Andres Areate, and Brady Duncan. And I think the band name is The Hafer Band. I'll be trying to clear this up soon. Anyway, they were a great addition to The Acoustic Revival Family. I'd love to describe them, but it would be tough. Pop influenced and a bit of, I don't know, Radiohead? The point is that I've really never heard anything like their original music. It's melodically challenging and very original. And, it's landed them a spot at the next INVITATIONAL on October 1st. Beyond that, you should really come out and hear this innovative and inspired bunch of Players whose names are unknown to me, in so far as how to spell them at least. Whatever. You guys were killer, and welcome to The Family.

Kristine Bennett
just gets better and better. All we can ask of any Player is that they keep working on their chops and bring their best to the show, and man she does. She getting a bunch of fans and friends, and that's what the whole deal is all about.

Darren Jones
has been a contributor to The Revival for a long time now, and everyone was pretty interested when he announced his album was done. This enthusiasm lessened somewhat when it became apparent that he didn't bring any copies to the show. He still did a nice set, and promises to produce the alleged CD next time.

Julian Rai
has got an album that he actually can produce and display if called upon. He's also a stone KILLER. What a Player. His song "Alexandria Falling" is as compelling a piece of music I've ever heard. Don't be a boob, buy his album, and catch his show at The Acoustic Revival. This dude is for real.

Thomas Brim
can rock a mic and write a song and that's no joke. He's the "Face Of The Future", and when he plays even I feel funky. But it's worth noting that he's got depth as a songwriter, you might not catch the more subtle shades of T-Brim at The Revival, but his music is absolutely worth a hard listen. This guy needs an ALBUM!

Adam Sorna
was a little late, but he hung in all night and turned in a fine set. Adam is the only Player bringing his style of tune to the show, and that's to his credit. Did a real nice job. This is a picture of his feet.

OH MAN! Aren't those some of the hot crazy babes from those Girls Gone Wild videos? Woohoo! They'll be going crazy and then you know what they'll do. THAT'S RIGHT! STARE AND ME AND SMILE! Katie, Emily, Jenny, and Lisa are, frankly, not going very wild at all. Poop.

Jonathan still puts up quite a fight when it's time for his bi-weekly hair inspection. This Week - WTF? I have no idea what's going on here. Kind of a two-tone boar bristle thing. Maybe he's trying to attract badgers? Whatever he's doing, the babes still find him irresistible.

Here we see some happy Adam Sorna fans. Tom, Jacob, Natalie, Sandy are on hand. Of course Tom is also known as The Psycho Mime, and here he performs a flawless "Scary Guy With A Camera" mime exercise. Wow, I can almost see the camera.