TrolleyBUZZ  September 11  2003

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What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival.   The Acoustic Revival is an open mic format musical show, featuring singers and songwriters.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage. This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

Welcome To THE WACKY-DOME!

At The Acoustic Revival, we get the best looking people available.  Amanda, our little Danni, and Jay stand as stark and powerful evidence of this fact.  Now, if everyone will just stop showing buttcrack.

GOOD CHICK BAD CHICK (Actually, both Amie and Charlsie are bad, but one is worse).

BECCA... She's doing it again!  Stop staring at me!

Recently married Amy, very happy with KC and The Reverend's wedding gift that included BOOZE!

Dan continues to ponder the "real world" impact of showing the whole Trolley Stop crew his johnson.

Danny smirks, confident that she's gotten away with another "silent but deadly" moment.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?

What is a Hound Dog Man?  Ladies, you just have to slide up to and get snug with one, because it's not something words can explain.  But John, he can show you.  The men don't know, but the little girls? They understand.

I walk up with a camera.  I say "GIVE ME SEXY!!!"  I get this.  And a nation of babe loving men... they weep.  That's Ilene, Melissa, Marisa, Amie, each dropping the "Get Sexy" ball all over the bar (you would think I from these reactions that I walked up and asked them to get rabies).

Dawn and Sara, both of whom have fairly serious neck injuries.

JENNIFER!  She's going to be doing some dancing at The Revival soon.  And she's very nice.

JASON HATE WORD

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"Hey.  It's me.  The hippo.  Look, I've talked it over with the baby Rhino, and he's pretty steamed about the whole "ram his head into you" thing on the last TrolleyBUZZ.  He feels it's Quadruped Profiling, and that it perpetuates stereotypes about Rhinos.  I, on the other hand, feel that if you're going to run around like an idiot bashing your head into everyone that you shouldn't get your panties in a bunch when they notice.  He's a real little asshole, that one. Ok. GO TO PAGE TWO

The Hippo, waiting for the inevitable "Chapped Lips" joke.