TrolleyBUZZ  September 04  2003

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These two guys are Eric and Mike.  They are two of the fine folks from Centerville Music.  Generally they are well behaved.  But the Acoustic Revival has an odd effect on some folks, and in this case they've both contracted a severe case of OZZY-Itus.  Just rest assured they "Love you all!" and think that everyone should "Go Crazy!". You Can Go Crazy... ON PAGE TWO! CLICK HERE!!!

What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival.   The Acoustic Revival is a open mic format musical show, featuring singers and songwriters.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage. This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

Hello.  It's me.  I'd speak with you, if you've a moment... I'm running into some really annoying web site stuff.  The page will load partially, and then just stop.  This stinks.  To get past this you just need to re-load or refresh the page several times, but it's a new issue that makes me crabby with my Web Host (Yahoo).  Anyway, I'm working on it and I'll try to get this taken care of ASAP.  As many of you are aware, I know absolutely nothing about how to run a web site so this may take awhile.  I sure am glad that so many of you enjoy the page, and I'll be getting things squared away as soon as I can.  I am writing these words without wearing any clothing whatsoever, and sporting a large blob of shaving cream on my manly area (because no one wants a wooly Reverend).  And now, further additional silly stuff..

What's 2 Years Old And Gets Inside Your Head And Kicks Your Head's Ass?  And then shoves you in a way indicating disrespect and causes you to stumble uncomfortably? THE ACOUSTIC REVIVAL, You Big Goofball

It's still the original, it's still biggest, it's still the BEST.  Two years!  And it's better now than ever before.  To those who were naysayers, to you I say... NAY YOURSELF!  That's right.  I fire a loud and haughty NAY right back in your great big negative don't-get-it-never-gonna'-get-it face.  It burns, doesn't it?  You thought it was all about you, turned out it was all about EVERYONE.  That's the simple reason we're all still hanging out and that it has worked so well for so long.  Everyone is welcome, we've got a place for you if you want to be a part of this thing of ours.  It's the one and only Acoustic Revival, and it's only at The Trolley Stop.  Come on in, we got a chair with your name on it.

These two handsome gents are brothers, and we're glad to have them out at The Big Show.  Folks, meet Adam and Ryan.

Here we have Amanda and Amanda, who I believe hang out together just to irritate people with the whole "Two Amanda" thing.

Anna and Jessie.  She was so sleepy, yet so cute.  He was wide awake, but somehow he did not appear to be as cute as Anna.  Hmm.  A puzzler...

Beauty Yes, there are many kinds of visual beauty.  Here we have the lovely Angie and her delicious and attractive snout.  What a pie-hole!  She's a looker and a half.  And then there's Beth and her tasty ink and back area.  So close to butt-crack that you can almost taste it!  But alas, no love crevice was offered this day.  We are left to ponder and realize - Beauty, true poetic beauty, is as elusive as ass-crack.

Without getting too specific, I would like to announce that I've seen this man's weener (but only in the most platonic way imaginable).

Anne and Chris, making the scene, looking sharp, and sitting on each other's hands.

MEL- BOMB!

Wow! Who's The NEW GIRL?

A three headed monster!  Missy, Dawn, and Kelly, who are pretty cute for a monster (regardless of the head count).

SMOOOOCH!

Hey, it's Marishah!  Long time no see buddy!

Mike from Centerville Music poses for a shot with Jessica.  Jason notices that the zipper has broken on Jessica's little black dress.  Jessica takes advantage of Mike being stunned and steals his wallet.  And so it goes...

Everyone was stunned when this woman suddenly burst into a number from "The Sound Of Music".

"The hills are alive..."

"HI"

Hey, it's the Bread Part of a Sexy Sandwich!  Women wishing to take on the demanding (but rewarding) roll of The Bologna should apply in person.

DENISE! She looks FAB!  The Reason?  She dropped 125 pounds of BABY!  Damn that kid was HUGE!  We're so glad she's back.

PALS!

One Of These Things Doesn't Belong! Sure Dan, Craig, Sarah, and Johnny all belong, so what is it?  Got it?  That's right, the thick and poorly groomed facial hair!  Trim that stuff up, Sarah.

Christine, John, Leslie, and Greg.  All very SEXY.  But only Greg has an official "Stud License" in his wallet.

In a moment of confusion, these guys deliver completely different hand signs.

SANDI'S INK!

"I have a License too. A License To EVIL!"

Erin and me.  Erin has that tiny normal looking head on the left, I am the giant space station sized gourd on the right.  We were stuck side-by-side like this for several hours, as the gravitational pull of my monster noggin proved too powerful to overcome.

Eric and Mike.  Both have promised to play at The Revival and you have permission to mock and jeer them in the store if they do not.  For best effect, Mike loves Yngwie Malmsteen and hates crude comments directed as his ultimate guitar hero.  For Eric a good soft spot is his very peculiar chin whiskers.  What up with those?