TrolleyBUZZ May 30 2002

What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival.  The Acoustic Revival is a open mic format musical show, featuring singers and songwriters.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage.  This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them.  Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it.  If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere.  Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

Getting Jiggy At The Trolley Stop

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Lest you think John was the only person getting wacky at The Revival last week, I'm slapping up these pictures of various folks who made it to the show.  Many of these people are very, very dangerous, and getting these pictures could have placed my life at risk.  Take a look at these girls here to the right and tell me I shouldn't have been quaking in my boots.  But, I live on the edge.  Also, Karate has made my whole body a weapon.  I may lash out with lightening speed without a moments notice.  Or I could try the old ninja trick of pleading and crying so that no one hurts me.  All things considered I've got quite an arsenal of defenses. Just everyone take it easy, smile at the camera, and no one gets hurt.  Not badly anyway.

Hmm.  Well, I don't see any hidden cameras.  No sign of Bob Saget.  Is that skinny guy with the cigarette Rod Serling?  No?  Well that can only mean one thing - John Lost A Bet.  At least I hope that's what happened.  But let's be honest, and assess this fairly.  He's making that pink belly shirt work for him.  The babes were grouped around the bar this night and there can be no other explanation.  Keys hanging seductively, hands on hips.

He knows exactly what he's doing.  You think that thick pre-pubic gut hair just naturally grows in the shape of an arrow pointed at his... area?  Hell no.  He's an old school chick magnet, and he's all about the lust.  Take one good long look at the expression on his face.  He got it going on.  And on and on!  Woman flock to him like lint to a belly button.  They can't help it, they don't want to help it.  They just want... HIS SEXY!

Even a quick look around this web site will make two things completely clear.  One, that people know where to go in Dayton to have a heap of fun and enjoy great live music.  Two, that in spite of great progress in the study and treatment of human mental health disorders, we have a long, long way to go.  But you know, looney or not, these folks a having a ball.

You KNOW, this guy is up to something.  Hard to say what, but he's got  t-r-o-u-b-l-e written all over him.

Just A Touch... Of BEER LOVE

If there is a BEER LOVE hall of fame, the infamous "Geology Guys" have got to be the first display on the right when you walk in the door.  So many fond memories of Sudsillingus, and Brewlatio, wanton swigging and foam orgies, and even in this picture Britt (over Ian's shoulder to the right) has apparently turned into apirate due to a serious BEER LOVE moment.  And our good friend, Brother John, to enthralled with his cold one to take time for a photo.  Staring down at his sudsy buddy, you'd think he'd bumped into his long lost best buddy (or, perhaps an especially limber hooker).  That's BEER LOVE folks, and it's for real.

There's Sully, proving he can handle more than one partner when he makes his... BEER LOVE.

Katie is a girl who knows all about the magic one can find in a tall ice cold glass.  She's about to make a little magic of her own, and make her brew disappear.

No question that Jessica is the ringleader here.  She takes these poor sweet innocent pals of hers out to have a nice time and next thing you know one of them is topless in a television commercial (usually Josh).  She is an evil temptress, and no one seem to be able to stop her.  She has made BEER LOVE a tool to warp the behavior of her friends.  And man, do we love it...

Oh man, show a little dignity.  At least wait to drink until you're done pouring!  Crimany, look at him.  Lapping up that dark tasty beverage like a rabid weiner-dog.  DUDE!  Get your tongue out of the BEER LOVE.

Two of the people in this picture have been out to The Acoustic Revival at The Trolley Stop and have been having BEER LOVE.   One has not.  Guess who hasn't made it to the bar yet.

Well... this is only PAGE ONE.  There are more pages.  And my friend, you NEED to see them.  And not only for the BELLY LOVE that appears in them.  There's always a knob at the party who is all up in the Kool Aid without any idea what flavor it is.  DON'T BE THAT GUY.  Click HERE Go on to PAGE TWO.  Be complete.

You think MC FezPimP and his evil minions only look at PAGE ONE?  Hell no!  They're all up in that motha' and that's the deal-e-o.  Word.