Occasionally I get hate mail that baffles even a profound intellect like mine. "You know Rev Dave you really should be more nice to customers at the Trolley. I understand that talking with girls is a great boost for your ego but when older ones want to speak with you...it would be to your benefit to speak to them as well. They too are paying customers. Some may also have daughters that perhaps can stroke your ego.  KC you are wonderful. You always seem to have the time to speak with anyone. :) Thanks. Perhaps "The Rev" can learn something from you. If not then there is no hope for him!  Sincerely, One of many older women..." First off, I am nice to everyone who is nice to me.  That does not include paying close attention to every random thought lobbed at me by a buzzed stranger.  Second, I can't think of anything anyone could say to me that would do more for my ego than simply running around being me.  I mean... I'M ME.  A healthy self-image sort of goes with the territory.  Third, pimping out your daughter so I'll talk to you may be the most desperate thing I've ever heard of, and it may actually be illegal.  Fourth, KC wears earplugs alot of the time.  I would go on, but this retired lady lives next door to me and she's washing her car with nothing on but a bra and cutoff jeans.  So I have to go call the police. Back To The KC Kelly And The Reverend Dave Home Page Back To The TrolleyBUZZ Main Page Back To The The Unknown Hinsen Page (No kidding, in 4 years the most bizarre thing I've ever posted.  Just watch the videos and trust me on this one) Back To The Found Photos Page (Proof that I can appreciate the sublime) Back To The Homestar Runner Page (Find out why come Shakespeare Was So Awesome)

TrolleyBUZZ  May 11 2005

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The Last Page Usually Has All The Nudity

Jess still tries to pull of the sweet smile, though all around her know she is EVIL.

Jimmy and Kelly, whose short lived careers as professional wrestlers met with a tragic end when she accidently tore his head from his shoulders.  Oddly this occurred in the parking lot well before match time.

If you see this man, give him, give him one of these.

John Remembers - When he washed his underpants he double-up on the fabric software.

Kim and Ryan! We met them at Players and they were so nice, and they said a lot of great things about our show, and we like them.  Good seeing you guys again, and we look forward to doing some tunes for you soon!

MARC.

Wow. Laura needs to stop what she's doing.  She knows.  Look at her.

What Are Friends For? Mandy helps out her buddy Marina when Marina's zipper breaks.  Way to be there with the bikini coverage.

Margeret. Yeah.  That's it. Margeret. Ok, you know what?  You get a web site and you take a picture of Margeret and write something about her so goddamned funny your ass falls off.

"Hello ladies.  Mike here.  Just so you know?  NO plastic surgery here.  This is all me baby.  ALL ME."

Nick challenges you with eyes. TORO!

What can we make of this?  Marina, asleep and dreaming of donuts.  Again.  Kim, just lovely and sexy and fresh as a daisy.   Bless her heart.  And Mandy... hmm.  Kind of an arched eyebrow thing and making an effort to somehow sneak a lick off of Kim.  All in all I think we can agree that we're lucky Marina isn't actively snoring, Kim is a little angel, and Mandy is some sort of demented pervert. (If we're being honest?  I dig the pervert)

STEPH!

Patrick: He knows he's better than you.

Unfamilier with the rituals of the Oregon District Serial Murderer, Rob continued to smile right through his own ritual decapitation and sodomization.

Why get fancy? Tiffany is FRIGGIN' HOT!

I could do a whole web site just about how cool Ricardo is.

"... mmm... SNORT... glazed... sprinkles... custard filled... SNARF... jelly... mmmm... jelly... cruller... chocolate... bear claw... Mandy quit licking me..."

Photos often reveal the hard truth - Monica and Jeff have never really liked Erica.

"GOIK"

JP BABY...

A flame, and her various moths.

AMAZO... He KNEW he would cut one. HE KNEW!

Laura, Amanda, and Amanda's bangs.

I'm pretty sure all the people who's names I messed up are in this picture.  So, now you know what was so damned distracting.

I am unable to articulate precisely why Randy is so disturbing.  But DAMN. HE IS.

UPDATE:  Dave Mann STILL DEAD.