TrolleyBUZZ  May 11 2005

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What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival.   The  Revival is a singer and songwriter showcase.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage. This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

CINCO De WHY-O? The peeps were wacky on this night.  LOADS of fun, wall to wall SEXY, tons of people.  But few folks at the show know anything about what we were celebrating.  Cinco De Mayo, The 5th Of May, commemorates the victory of the Mexicans over the French army at The Battle Of Puebla in 1862. WHA-HUH?!?! Yep.  We were whooping it up over a war.  I bet the Mexicans were thrilled, not so much the French.  But then they're rarely thrilled anyway. You can find out more about it by CLICKING HERE.  One might wonder why we would celebrate such an event.  Could it be that once more a solomn holiday has been bought and sold by the evil marketeers, who have used it to move massive amounts of adult beverages at an obscene profit?  Probably.  So, when is the next one?  WOOOT!  WOOOOOOOOT!

I should mention this up front - it was NUTTY at The Acoustic Revival this week.  So I may have gotten some names screwed up.  Like this beauty here, who I THINK was named... Donna?  Crap.  I don't know for sure.  Anyway, she is the delish and it was nice to meet you.  Sorry in advance to anyone who gets the wrong name.  E-mail me, I'll fix it.

How is she not in Hollywood replacing that HACK Julia Roberts?  Our dainty wonder, ADDY!

The thing that strikes me about this is that you really can't tell who has the nose ring.  Also, he appears to be eating her lip.  Chew away buddy...

GINNY - Not as dangerous as you might think.

Her name is POOK! And she is wonderful.

Jenna, my man Nate, and Tiffany.  Hot babes, and a dude in a dew-rag.  I love AMERICA!

Shaina! HI HONEY!

You wouldn't really be able to tell, but in person she actually looks pretty good.

Alison, Mary, and Melissa make up the delightful trio of deep sex appeal in this photo.

You don't know this, but if you are a male you are really envious of that shaved head dude right there.

Yes, ever so often I grace the site with my enormous skull.  Here again we see the outlandish proportions of my bulb.  There is the beautiful Amy, and her normal head.  Look at that!  Look at it!  She looks like she's posing next to a water tower.  It's a good thing I am so damn SEXY.

So courteous is Ashley that when she became concerned we could not see her chests...

...she adjusted them so that they may be observed with greater ease.  Now see that's being thoughtful. Thanks Ash.

Realizing it would be inappropriate to make a woofing sound at this fine woman in public, I do it now it writing. WOOF!

THE BATTLE OF THE AGES Titty Twister vs. Wedgie Rob is sneaky, but Margeret is strong.  Rob is fast, but Margeret has stamina.  But in this fight there will be only one winner.  To the loser, only the cold embrace of the grave.  It's a death match for all time!  Will one fighter lose a nipple?  Or will one fighter endure a torn crack?  Coming to Pay Per View in August!

Britanny, who is trying to hypnotize you with her smile!

Brent explains why there's so much butter missing - He has dry skin. SO LAY OFF!

Matt exposes the real reason his mother breast fed him with a sling-shot.

Alot of Carc's charm is hidden in the depths of a sharp and insightful mind.  The rest is wrapped up in his magic glasses.

Our pal Christy Q, looking fab and going with the big hair this evening.  Right on sis!

NOT MURF? Caroline!  Her belly is like a rock!

This is... Kelli?  Maybe?  OH DAMMIT I CAN'T REMEMBER!

Eric is looking tan and manly, as usual.  Amber is looking... skeptical?

There's Shaina, and a very nice person, who's name I will get right next time. Dammit.

"Errrrrrrrrr"