TrolleyBUZZ  March 30 2005

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What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival.   The Acoustic Revival is a singer and songwriter showcase.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage. This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

Welcome To... The TrolleyBUZZ Spring Blowout Edition! Few things are greeted with such universal acceptance as Spring.  Finally, relief from the cold and the gray; fresh life abounds and the dead becomes the new.  Nature itself seems to trying to cheer us up.  It was clear the Spirit Of Spring is in full bloom at The Acoustic Revival.  Lots of new faces, a monster Saint Patrick's Day crowd, and just a crazy fun feeling at our beloved Trolley Stop.  Here are the pictures that you all want to see.  Lots of attractive people, acting like enormous boobs.  And, in several notable instances, actual enormous boobs.  Such is the joy of the season!

Saint Patrick's Day has never really been a "Fashion" holiday.

That's right, Aaron and Carla were there.  No way not being invited is going to effect their evening!

Well, uh... yep, there's, there she... wow, well... man oh man... wowee wow wow... so... Angie.

A wonderful person we have known for many years now.  The one and only Addy.  When she's not there it's not as good.

Jake and... holy cow will you look at her!!!

LOOK AT HER! I mean...  LOOK AT HER!

What can be said about a person so cute they look like living Anime?  Katie.

The overwhelming Aunjaleis and Kat. Clearly, they want me.

Dripping with charm and working the cap hard, it's ALF!

SCARED O' THE WOMENS!

BART KNOWS - As the babes drink the beer, he gets more and more appealing.

JEFF! That's right.  Jeff. Dammit.

The ravishing Anna, like a crimson snowflake, unique and cool.

The TrolleyBUZZ Springtime Horror Theater Presents... THE TWO FACES OF FAITH!

Beauty.  Such a fragile creature.  So hard to find, so easy to destroy.  What if a woman - a beautiful woman - craved even more beauty?  Craved it so much that she would do ANYTHING to possess it?  Join TB Pictures and the producer of "When Good Girls Have 150 IQs" for a film so frightening that you will be accompanied into the theater by a certified cardiologist. You will never forget THE TWO FACES OF FAITH! She was so lovely... yet so MAD!  Insane with beauty, and beautifully insane.  Conviced beer would preserve her, she consumed so much that she turned from Maiden, into MONSTER!  You will never sleep through night again after witnessing the shocking transformation scene.  Her face made men wilt, and then, after a series of events, she made them wilt in a completely different way.  If you know what I mean.  Get it?  Wilt?  Get it?  Wilt in the masculine sense.  You follow?  No? Oh, just go see the goddamned movie.

The lovely Faith, a woman of obvious charm and appeal.  Until her lust for love sends her OVER THE EDGE!

Faith? I have faith that you'll scream like an infant when you watch this movie!

Now that he's got the full beard going, Brent finally has the look that will make him a star once the bodies are found.

Some cute couples made the show.  Here's Brad and Kristin, and they look adorable together.

Caroline and Tex (Aaron) have always looked good together.  She's real pretty, and he's sort of rugged.  They look good.

Which brings us to Chris and Chris.  Something about this photo has that "It puts the lotion on its skin" charm.

Two of the nicest peeps you'd ever want to run into.  Good seeing you guys again.

A delicious and demure Rachel, feigning innocence seconds after giving me the two finger slap to the back of my neck.

See?  Rugged.

Our new Trolley Babe, Kelly.  Sleeping Beauty?  Yeah, she is.

Danni's Special Talents - Episode 22 - Nose Blooming

Look!  A baby Danni!  So sweet!  So fine!  And so talented!  Let's see what she's up to.

Danni takes a moment to warm up.  Very important.

TAA DAAAAA! As you can see, when Danni uses special muscles in her face and blows some bubble-gum, her nose opens up to HUGE SIZE and you can almost see her brain.  Isn't that great!  Right?  Applaud, you bastards.