TrolleyBUZZ  June 27 2002

What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival. The Acoustic Revival is a open mic format musical show, featuring singers and songwriters.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage.  This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them.  Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it.  If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere.  Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

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Oh Hell!  It's TrolleyBuzz time! Brace Yourself Teens!

We're ready, you're ready, why fool around with some pointless preamble? IT'S BELLY LOVE!

Well, sometimes a person, in their zeal to give the BELLY LOVE, gets carried away.  This is FULL BELLY LOVE.  And a little Victoria's Secret Love as well.  Thank you baby, thank you.

Friends.  Friends are great.  And if you can't jump on one and nearly snap her spine?  Well why not?  Then, after the lovin' BELLY LOVE!

Hmmm.  Well, KC finally landed some MAN BELLY.  I have to be honest - I don't get it.  Thick layers of Yak-Like fur, lumps, it's just nowhere near as good as the WOMAN BELLY.  I'll keep putting it up here, but I won't like it. *Hi girls.  This is KC.  Don't worry, there will be more love-gut to come!

A New Form Of Love? Not exactly sure what this is.  Some tongue there, choking, some grabbing of one's own hooter, and a really wacky pre-kiss facial expression.  You got me.  I will be doing formal research on the evidence and reporting to you, the loyal reader, when I have some conclusive findings.

Ripped Belly

Creamy BELLY

We got lots of Pals at The Trolley Stop, and they usually get up to some shinanigans.  Here's some pictures of these hijinks.  In each you will see examples of People Behaving Goofy With Extreme Predjudice.

Here we see Mike Evans doing an impromptu hand-puppet show for Adam "Guitarslinger" Pierce.  Mike is a great guy, but man, it's like he's not even trying to keep his lips from moving.  I mean, they are flappin' to beat the band.

Hello folks!  How the hell are you?

There's always one person at the table who thinks I'm funnier looking than everybody else.

Hey, it's our buddy Rian killing a sandwich with a butcher knife.  You know, he's got a band called NEWSPEAK and they play at The Trolley every other Monday.  GO SEE EM!

My man Kip Tingle, in this pic, as usual with a fabulous babe.  Yes, he is "The Tingler"... The Cure For A Woman In Need!

It's Alisha (not sure on the spelling).  Here she is seen trying to hypnotize me into giving her my truck.

Run your mouse cursor over this picture of "The Tingler" to hear what women think of him in their own words...

"Yes Rian, hate the sandwich, KILL the sandwich!"

And Now, A Word From Your Good Friends At The American Crack Council.

And Now, A Word From Your Good Friends At The American Crack Council.

"SPIKE"

Hey old buddies out there in Internet land, it's me!  Your old pal Spike, man about town and National Spokesmodel for The American Crack Council.  Our efforts to make Crack the next big crossover drug are proceeding beautifully.  Just last week I was recognized in a pre-school!  Of course The American Crack Council frowns on any underage use of a controlled substance, but it's still great to see those little faces peering up at me, brimming with market viable recognition.  We've got a little surprise for the kids, by the way.  The introduction of a new mascot!  That's right, we've done a little research and you know what?  It turns out tykes are crazy about big lizards.  Bigger the better, and watch out for the reaction.  Not that we want kids to do Crack, of course.

Dinosaurs, dragons, Bill Buckley, they just send the tiny nippers into a panic.  So we've come up with Sparky The Dragon.  He will be my personal pal and Official National Spokes-Reptile for The American Crack Council.  Now, I know what you're thinking.  "Oh God, it's Joe Camel all over again".  Well nothing could be further from the truth.  See, Sparky is a dragon.  Joe was a camel.  See?  See?  It's nothing at all the same.  One is a foul smelling spitting sand horse and the other is a majestic, magical, mythical lizard - that happens to pipe rock like Planter's grows nuts.  So you see, no comparison.  One's a camel, one's a dragon.  Simple.  Be on the lookout for the plush-toy.  It's Cute.  Little pipe, little fake rocks.  OH, STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!

"Sparky"

OH MY GOD! It's Kip "The Tingler" Tingle's NEWSCHOOL DANCE BLAST!

It was during Scott Marshall and Kevin "THE HARDWICK"s set that the new dance sensation revealed himself.  No one was ready for the smooth grooves "The Tingler" dropped, but when it was over one thing was clear - The Acoustic Revival had crowned a new King Of The Funky Moves. All hail the king, LONG LIVE THE KING!