TrolleyBUZZ  June 20 2002

What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival. The Acoustic Revival is a open mic format musical show, featuring singers and songwriters.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage.  This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them.  Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it.  If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere.  Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

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This is PAGE ONE.  It made you write bad checks and wear a badly overworked thong.  PAGE TWO is going to own you, completely, and force you to shave everywhere (even there).  Who would pass that up? NOT YOU.   Click HERE Go on to PAGE TWO.

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I know.  You don't know whether to run or just drop to the ground.  It's called the "Fight Or Flight" response.  Honestly?  There is no escape, just let her leap on you and rip you to shreds.  When we discover the name and nature of this terrible terrible beast, the information will be published here first.

Alison was a big old Birthday Girl!  She's finally old enough to drive! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALISON!!!

The babe in the pink is a regular.  The babe in the blue is not.  Both are lovely.  But we like the one that comes to The Acoustic Revival.  Why?  Because The Revival makes you sexy.  OBVIOUSLY.

He's deciding whether the room will be able to deal with this much cool.  It's a tough call, but he has to do this everyday, everywhere he goes.

Here's our old bud Ian.  He (as usual) is crawling with high quality beautiful women.  How does he do it?  He rolls in thick soupy broth of his own creation, compsoed of  Moose Musk and garlic.  That way he get the chicks coming and going - if it's about the sexy, he's got them.  And if they're hungry, well there he is.  That is the spirit of inovation that made this country great.

Hey, it's Abby and Caitlin.  Abby is the one looking lovely, and Caitlin is apparently trying to lure The Crocodile Hunter into jumping on top of her to determine her sex.  Snarl for the camera baby!  Grrr baby!  Grrr!

We're back!  That's right, the old Reverend and my partner in nefarious and questionable activity KC are back from a little break.  July is turning out to be a wild month and over the next few days I'll be getting the page caught up and posting the same sort of deranged photos and commentary that has generated a fire storm of controvery and bare BELLYS over that last 6 months.  So, let's crank the handle on this parade of high monkey shines and decend into the bowels of The Trolley Stop's most infamous event, The Acoustic Revival!

Run your mouse cursor over this picture to hear the sound of this Crazy Varmint!

Here is something we don't like.  These folks, we do not know them.  They do not come out to the show often enough, and we want to see them more often.  The more of us there are, the better.  So!  You guys get on out to the SHOW!

As in the wild, occasionally the hunter becomes the hunted...

See the kind of fun the gang at our favorite club gets up to?  You should get your behind in a mode of transportation and get down to The Acoustic Revival every Thursday night!

Proving he is cool on an International scale, Jason "HUGE" Ruge brought some of the world to The Revival!  Our new brothers are Jayme Lima from Brazil and Alex Foeldi whos hometown is Germany. They were rocking out like nobody's business, having a good time and bringing some of that exotic charm that only men with accents seem to be able to pull off.  A couple of real good guys.  Jason tried to do an accent too, but I think it was Jed Clampett.

Laine and Missy are always coming out the big show and brightening up the evening for everyone.  Too bad they are so camera shy.

The Kevin Serey clan, including Ma and Pa, Berzerkle  and Mrs. Berzerkle, Adam "Guitarslinger" Pierce, Kevin's fabulous babe Alisha, The Twins, and that big scary dude with the glasses.  Kevin appearing here with his usual quiet dignity.

Here's Luke, Meredith, and Mike.  3 guesses which one I'm staring at. *HINT - no chest hair.

DANCE PARTY TIME?!? NO.

Here we have Larry and Jodi.  Larry has had a few (dozen) beers, and Jodi is watching her man Kevin "The HARDWICK" as he and Scott Marshall perform some of their EVIL HyBrid AcousTic MiNd ScRew RoCK.  Larry begins to dance uncontrollably at the sound, and grooves over to Jodi.  He pops the question, and she declines (she has a brass hip).  But hey, never knock a guy for dancing, and never knock a guy for trying.  Knock him for drinking three gallons of beer, dancing like a rapper, and falling backwards off of his chair.  But be nice about it, he's a pretty cool dude (I would have asked Jodi to dance but last time she punched me in my sternum).