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TrolleyBUZZ June 13 2002

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The big news during the June 13 edition of The Acoustic Revival was the departure of Christie Hagen. She's headed off to new adventures and we sure do wish her all the luck. We got an E-mail from her and apparently she's already got a job as prize fighter, which is great. Stay in touch Christie, and stay safe. See you soon.

It was another fine night of music at the big show. Kevin Serey has brought his guitarslinger buddie Adam Pierce, and they made some good music, real good music. Jim Hiller joined Greg Biltz and Christie and played a little extra for everyone in honor of it being her last night before taking off to parts mysterious. Jason and Billy once again bowled everybody over, and Billy did a heck of a job on the tunes he played. Marishah... well, she did what she always seems to do, she lit the place up. She is an ever evolving wonder. Mike Evans continued to be a whopper crowd pleaser. He's got great taste in covers and his original stuff is seriously good. Mike's quickly becoming a regular addition to the show, and welcome he is. And Nick Schenkel turned in another solid set.

Ok. No doubt you have noticed that this pic of Adrianne doing... I don't know, something... has already been used. Fine. And this is really a cheap laugh but, when you put it together with Danni's Belly Love shot? It looks like some weird gap-faced belly rubbing monster. Just look at it and use your imagination. Please?

And NOW! A few wacky pictures to close the show. What. What? Oh, you thought you were going to see Spiderman here? C'mon, get with the program. I can barely type.

Just a whiff of BELLY LOVE

Danni, above the BELLY area.

Seth BELLY + Mandi BELLY
= QUALITY BELLY

ABBY BELLY! AAAUGH!
She got COW PANTIES ON!

No funny here. Just thought it was a nice picture.

This has been another TrolleyBUZZ page, so stay tuned and check back for the numerous updates that I will undoubtedly post when I get the casts off my wrists. Carpel Tunnel Syndrome is a lot less funny when I have it. At this point I can't operate a door knob. Well, really any knob. Frankly, until I had this problem I never noticed how "knob-centric" our society is. I mean, try to find a standard door without one for crying out loud. It's like, I don't know, we're all knob-aholics or something. You think our founding father and mothers invisioned a world totally dependent on knobs? Hell NO! We weren't born with trunks like them friggin' peanut hoarding pachyderms. I got wrists man! WRISTS! I got a THUMB. I can reach and grasp! Would it kill us, would we whither as a society if we began to make use of something besides a frigging KNOB? I don't think so, my fellow Americans, I don't think so. Honestly, if we can't find a way to open something without a knob, haven't the terrorists already won? Besides, would not using knobs be so bad? Would it really give you a huge neck pain to have to pull a lever or something? I read about a door in a castle in England, and it revolved, and every time somebody went through it pumped 50 gallons of water into the place. NO KNOB. Sweet baby Jesus, I'd love to pump some water as long as the device that did the work was sans knob. Hmm. Wonder if I'm stretching this bit out too much? You know, I bet if I switch to a smaller font I can keep this stupid gag going another three weeks at least. Yeah! Though I should mention, parenthetically, that my wrists actually do hurt. Not like, you know, I'm going to kill myself. Not like the time I was trying to bond with a girlfriend and I decided to let her wax my gut. I mean, DAMN. And girls get that done to their crotch. I'd have to have my spinal cord severed to be able to stand that. Once when I was in high school I saw a gang of toughs hang a solitary smaller boy from a basketball hoop by the waistband of his underpants. This of course was a wedgie related assault. Man, I bet THAT hurt. Another time I heard about a kid who slid down a stairway banister and got going too fast and when he got to the bottom he smacked into the big wooden ornamental ball? And knocked it off and then he scrapped over the nail that held it on. Woowee. Makes me get all sweaty just thinking about it. As a feature of this web site, this is really crappy. At some point I have to just admit that it's all about eating up a little space. I bet no one even reads it. Ok, hey, here's the deal - if you read this send me an e-mail saying so. You win... I don't know. I'll think about a prize. HEY! Adrianne sent me the first e-mail, so she wins a wonderful life changing prize. As soon as I think of one. Let's see... hmmm...

Well, this has been another (in an endless series) of TrolleyBUZZ pages. It was an eventful week, what with Christie leaving. Also, as any of you who heard me sing during this week know, I have suddenly begun puberty during in my mid-fifties. Actually, I have developed allergies. It sucks, and frankly if it wasn't for KC being a buddy I'd be in much rougher shape. Anyway, many of you have apparently gotten together and agreed not to make fun of me when I sqeak, and I appreciate that (though the longevity of this good will be very short lived I suspect). In any event, I sincerely thank everyone who reads the page and supports me and The Queen, and The Acoustic Revival. See you when you make it out.

Greg, Christie, and Jim. These three have given us a lot of great musical moments.

Guitarslinger Adam Pierce and me and KC's buddy, Kevin Serey

Billy Donth and Jason "HUGE" Ruge

Come Back And Visit Soon!

Run your mouse cursor over The BELLY MONSTER's gut to hear it's terrible growl. Stare at Adrianne's face at the same time and you'll laugh like a boob.