TrolleyBUZZ  June 13 2002

What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival. The Acoustic Revival is a open mic format musical show, featuring singers and songwriters.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage.  This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them.  Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it.  If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere.  Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

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PAGE ONE.  You've seen it.  You've lived it.  Now, FLY BABY!  Click HERE Go on to PAGE TWO. SEE THE STARS!

KATIE!  Here she is in all her glory.  Taking a 2 second breather before plunging back into "Get Me A Beer" no man's

Our buddy John, finally having a good hair day, thanks to Reverend Dave's Patented Possum Lather Hair Sauce.  Ask for it, only from qualified stylists.

HEY!  It's ABBY!  Seen here with a buddy, mixing up a special "Mustard-Ass Cocktail" for her lovely sis, the ever popular Danni.

And this would be that same sis, Danni, having ingested the previously mentioned beverage.  Moments after this pic was taken, Danni's bra exploded.

Oh boy!  There's Robin and some of her pals.  Aw, isn't she sweet?  Great big eyes, button nose, little tiny hands and feet, how adorable can you get?  And the kid is cute too.  Actually, if you take a close look at those pictures up above there, you can see that the child is either attempting to smother this nice man, or in the other shot, trying to rip his handsome mustache out by the roots.  Heh, kids sure are funny.  When they aren't trying to rip out my mustache.

Who's rock hard biceps could these be?  Why it's Mindi!  One half of The Trolley Drama Society Players and cutest girl on earth.  Smile whimsically if you wish, but she can punch the tin off a canned ham.

Hey Teens!  It's time to MEET THE TROLLEY FOLKS! Anybody who knows anything knows The Trolley Stop is the most happening place in town.  PERIOD.  Here is a tiny number of the vast staff who bring the capitol "P" to the PARTY.  There are many more, but they proved to be too nimble to capture with my camera.

Caution: Various Random High Shinanigans

ABBY BUDDIES!

Two cyborgs, sent from the future to save the life of the child who will one day lead the revolt against the machines.  The twist?  They're twins!  Wacky cyborg twins from the future, who pull pranks on everyone and fool them all the time.  Kind of like Terminator 3 meets The Patty Duke Show.

Two cyborgs, send from the future, to drink beer and behave badly.

Um... I got nothing.  What the hell would I write about this that would be better than just looking at the picture?

The Tat-Swami.

There they are.  Look at them.  These are the people of The Acoustic Revival.  They come in all shades, shapes, and sizes.  They come from many social and Many of them are, obviously, clinically mentally ill.  Others are very good friends with Mr. Beer.  Like, he is their roomate.  Still others are just folks looking for a good time.  All of them sort of appear and clump together at The Trolley Stop.  They do this Thursdays at around 8:00.  Here is where the rich, famous, and goofy gather to display their inner demons, and dance badly enough to tear a hole in the butt of their pants.  It is a hoot, and it is an exclusive Trolley Stop event.  Come, join us.  Be one of the sexy people...

Is she winking at me?  No.  No, something's in her eye.

BAD LUKE

Is that Caitlin?  Quick, where's my autograph book!!!

Adrianne saves a seat that, once they see that picture up above, no one will want to sit in.

I wish I was as brave as Jessica when I had my wisdom teeth pulled.  If I remember right I had a bad reaction to the gas and gave the dentist a hicky.

That girl on the left?  She's on this page all the time but she's never seen it.  So make up something awful about it and tell her.

Beverly Hills 90210?  HOGWASH! Dayton - 45402

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Only one cyborg, and he's from Xenia, not the Future.

These folks are what we call "Regulars", and WE LOVE THEM.

Hello ladies, beautiful plumage you have there.

These guys seem awfully well behaved.  Hmm.  Must be up to something.