TrolleyBUZZMay302002

What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival. The Acoustic Revival is a open mic format musical show, featuring singers and songwriters. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating. It's life, and they're living it.
If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere.
Try not to get into trouble. Well, not too much trouble...

Hello. It's time once again to visit with all the folks who come down to The Trolley Stop to be a part of the biggest thing to hit Dayton since... um... well, that last big thing that hit Dayton. Of course I'm referring to The Acoustic Revival, and all the Players and friends and fans that make it the hip place to be. So, whether you're Down With The Sickness or down with Joni Mitchell, you have a place to go every Thursday night at 8:00. Get on that ride and head down and join the fun, we are always able to squeeze in a few more Players or partiers. And if it gets a little crowded? Well, who's got a complaint about being up close with the highly attractive people you see here? More Babes and Hunks per square yard that any other location on Planet Earth. Not to mention some of the most talented singers and songwriters anywhere. Not a bad night, if you like quality shinanigans...

Hey, it's me again. I'm Spike, and I'm the man with the plan when it comes to crossover acceptance of Crack. We've something of a stumbling block and I was hoping you could help out. The problem is, as much as folks like Crack, it's seems to be killing you at an alarming rate. Sure, at this point those of you who are still left aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed. But for crying out loud! Could you at least exercise a little common sense? The other day I was at a promotional appearence in an inner city emergency room and guess what I saw? A couple of guys come in with their hands and feet all bandaged up. Turns out they both bashed a baller for his stash and had piped-up a couple of pounds of Low-Melt Hell Rocket, and perhaps they overdid it a bit. Well these two brainiacs decide to trim their hedges while scrambling across this outlandish high. They decide to do this with a standard issue Snapper walk behind lawn mower. The idea was to start the thing, then pick up the running lawn mower by the bottom... you know, the part where THE BLADES ARE SPINNING? And then sort of hover it over the shrubs to cut them. Right. So they both grab this thing and chop'a-chop'a-chop'a, about a tenth of a second later there are eight fingers bouncing all over the yard. So of course without any fingers they drop the mower. ON THEIR FEET. Crimany, at least if they'd only lost the fingers they could have tried to light the pipe with their toes. I felt bad. I even gave them some free samples of New York Shoot-Zesty, but it only seemed to make them more depressed. Probably realized they were going to have to get help from other crackheads to smoke it, and since the other crackheads would only take it and run off... you know, they're finger and toe-less idiots but they got Crack Logic. My point is, we need you to be stupid enough to pipe-up, but not so stupid that you do something that will stop you from being able to pipe-up.
It's a fine line for you bug-eyed Crack Monkeys to walk, but let's all make an effort.

Photos. We all love pictures. But sometimes a closer look at a picture will tell a story that might not have been obvious during a quick peek. Below we see a shot of The Trolley Stop during Britt Brand's recent Acoustic Revival set. Just a very busy club with some folks enjoying music... TO THE UNTRAINED EYE. But there is a lot of subtext here. Many hidden messages and odd body language. That's why it's fun to engage in...
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