TrolleyBUZZ  July 25 2002
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It's Not Too Late! 
Join The HAPPY PEOPLE!
GET YOUR BIG
YUCKS ON,
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Ah!  Smell that?  That's PAGE TWO!
"Hey, down here.  That's right, it's your buddy the Beer Devil.  Look, I'm having a bit of a problem, and I'm hoping you can help.  See, I can only magically zap the beer from your glass if it's IN A GLASS!  If you leave it in the pitcher, NO GO.  Just one of those stupid rules that seem to dominate this genre.  Now, here we have a couple of wise-asses who have figured out a way to beat me at my own game.  So if you see somebody drinking out of a pitcher like some beer thirsty barnyard animal, tell them to knock it off.  For my sake. 
Thanks a million
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Beer in glass - GOOD.
Beer in pitcher - BAD
That top line of pics is chock full of talent.  Kevin Serey, Robusto Rejecto, and Adam "Guitarslinger" Pierce are a few of our favorites.  AND THERE'S EMILY STRAND!  She's new, and she's dynamite, but she got to the shindig a tad late and didn't get a set in.  Folks, wait until you hear her.  You will simply poop.  Twice.
A fine first-set-ever was turned in by Bridgette.  She really impressed and we're hoping to see her again soon.  Also fairly new to the show are Darren Jones and Jon Kneier, but they've been out enough times to impress.  And then there is Jonanthan Price,  who once again did a fine job.  Irony as a musical art form in full effect with this gent.  And of course the stage is never more spicy than when our long time bud Josh Paddock has taken to it. 
HE ROCKS
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Another sort of new guy is Mike Evans, who both plays and works at The Trolley.  A real crowd pleaser and a fine addition to our family.  Oh, and he's really a nice person, which is cool.
And of course these two guys (hereafter known internationally as "The Bastards"), Kevin "THE HARDWICK" and Scott "The" Marshall.  They made quite an appearance.  Their extra-musical shinanigans did not distract from the music, which once again proved to be mind altering. That Kevin is like a damn mad scientist, and Scott works the crowd like a madman.  Nice show, in spite of the evil activity that occurred.  Bastards. 
PLAYERS!
This is me and KC's buddy ANGELA!  She has taken off for Las Vegas, and we will miss her.  I hope she e-mails or something.  She was a real nice person and always brightened up the night, and occasionally would molest me, but was always nice about that too.  STAY IN TOUCH ANGELA!
"Hi."
"Ok, but let's say for a minute it was the right size for his body, it's still HUGE.  The guy can't even buy a hat for Pete's sake.  It's as big as a house.  It's like a house with hair..."
Just a night out with the boys, spreading time honored male wisdom and scratching.
"Hello.  We are Shubert and Cleo Finehiney, and we are big fans of The Reverend Dave.  Our favorite is when he is the kazoo delivery boy.  THAT ROCKS!  We are also looking forward to seeing him deliver other instruments.  We're hoping for a tuba..."