TrolleyBUZZMay302002

What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival. The Acoustic Revival is a open mic format musical show, featuring singers and songwriters. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating. It's life, and they're living it.
If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere.
Try not to get into trouble. Well, not too much trouble...

Man. What a week this was. We got folks leaving for far away places every 12 minutes. Our most beloved Katie (or it may be Katy, as it turns out), the beautiful and very hard working main bartender at The Trolley Stop, is heading South to Tennessee. Scott "The" Marshall is moving to Idaho to continue his study of attractive rocks. And Angie is heading to Las Vegas, no doubt to knock folks dead with her dynamic personality. It's been weird. I suppose that I hadn't counted on becoming so much a part of people's lives that when they left I'd feel all funky, but here I am, and that's the case. We will miss you guys, and we will tell stories about you and remember you in stories. Stay safe and stay in touch.

Man, it is always hard to conclusively figure out what folks are up to at The Acoustic Revival. Starting at the top on the left... There's Glamour Abby, being, well, all glamourish. Up top there is Player Mike Evans and a whole pack of his zany buddies. There's Caitlin and "that guy" who hovers about her at all times. Suspicious as hell if you ask me. HEY! There's Alyssia and a great big close up of her SNOOT! If you love your life, RUN!!! And there is a very nice picture of our patron saint Marishah, and her special pal David. Coming around the horn we find a sleepy Lowinda Preckler, nudged awake for this photo by her parole officer. And look at this! More stars coming out to the show! It's Cousin It from the beloved TV Show and Movie The Addams Family. And there's a great pic of old Howlin' Kevin Serey and Guitarslinger Adam Pierce - PLUS - there's Adam's proud folks (they was hiding in the back during his set so he wouldn't be nervous). Nice people. Now we got Darren Jones and Jon Kneier with some of their pals enjoying some beer and being tall as hell. They just started coming out a little bit ago and boy we're glad to have them.

The question has come to me, from oh so many people; "Reverend Dave, how do you cope with your incredible beauty?" The answer I give is somewhat surprising for many who hear it. I say "I shoulder my burden as best I can". Of course the idea of beauty being a source of anguish strikes some as odd, but there it is. I manage to live with this labor as do many of the people in these photos. Of course Emily and Martin, they are beautiful. The Lovely Danni, in spite of being very very strong in the upper-body region, is beautiful. Laine should be paying me for the pictures posted here, so completely do they capture her fabulous honker. Kip "The Tingler" Tingle has a wonderously attractive cranium. KC looks beautiful from every angle, and can cling to the rafters with her newt-like sucker toes. Katie is beautiful, and that is for sure. Evil Tommie Lee is beautiful, but this is in spite of his EVIL. Josh is beautful, but his facial hair is not. While all three of these babes are beautiful, it is quite clear that at least one of them has farted (beauty of this caliber can give one astounding amounts of gas). And then we have John. And man, John is a HOUND DOG! Look at him! BOWWWOW! Woof! HOUND DOG WALKIN'! Grrrrrr! Woof! But never forget that, though he is a big old hound dog man, THAT is why he is desired by all. See, John has... THE SEXY. And you can have beauty running off of you in thick slobbery sheets and still not have, THE SEXY. Me? I have, THE EXTRA SEXY, plus being beautiful. Which is great but it results in, THE EXTRA GAS. Nature, she has a way of balancing these things out..."

Farewell, Hairy Friend
Few folks have meant as much to The Acoustic Revival as Scott "The" Marshall. He was one of those guys who always made it out and, most importantly, always behaved himself. He and his wacky band of WSU kooks often made a gig a party, and KC and I (and everybody else) are truly grateful. He did manage to dig up some old photos of KC and The Reverend when we were in a project called The Rumble Monkeys, and then blow up those rather embarrassing pictures and plastered them all over the stage at The Trolley Stop. For this he will no doubt burn in hell for all eternity. But in the meantime we'll miss him as a man and as a Player. We'll also miss him as a trend setter for people and their hair everywhere. In honor of this concept, I proudly present...
Scott "The" Marshall:
"A Man And His Doo"
THE RETROSPECTIVE

Scott and Kevin "THE HARDWICK" made their last Acoustic Revival appearance recently, and KC and I noticed something - they were both grinning like a couple of Scotch-stung monkeys. Something was up. But nothing could have prepared the assembled throng (no offense, throng) for the horror that was to unfold. Because those little SOBs dug up some dirt on me and The Queen. These rotten goofballs stuck a bunch of photos of The Rumble Monkeys (see pic upper left), a band KC and I where in a while back. In these photos your old buddy Reverend Dave can be clearly seen with... a mustache. I look like a pirate (nobody said a word at the time). Anyway, as long as bad bodily hair is the topic, let's take a look at the
Scott's World Of Follicles.