TrolleyBUZZ  July 11 and 18 2002
What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival. The Acoustic Revival is a open mic format musical show, featuring singers and songwriters.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage.  This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them.  Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. 
If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. 
Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...
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Hi Teens.
Yes, it's your old buddy Reverend Dave here, kicking of the first TrolleyBUZZ DOUBLEPLAY, a cheap device I will be employing to get caught up with the web site.  In this device, I'll be combining a couple of the big nights of shinanigan at The Acoustic Revival into a great big fat chronicle of bad behavior.  So I'll be killing two birds with one really silly web site.  LET'S GO!
RANDOM ACTS OF GOOFY
Many times you can understand where someone is coming from in their life by hanging out and watching them at play.  This is not one of those times.  Frankly, I have no idea what to make of the majority of these photos.  Adrianne is... not sure.  Kevin is... he's... no.  No, I don't no.  Those two guys singing an operatic song to their beer?  That's easy.  THAT'S BEER LOVE!  And baby, it looks the same all over the world.  There's Adam.  He is... doing... something.  Over on the left there is a picture of The Baby and The Mamma, from both perspectives no less.  And there's Darren Maddox and two babes.  Incredibly, he seems to be behaving.  All in all, very confusing.  I think it may all be "Suds Related".
Below, there's the Birthday Boy and his Grace Kelly.  It's Martin and Emily, a great big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to MARTIN!  They've both been coming out for a long time, and they are cool.
GO TO PAGE TWO OR WE'LL PICK THIS MAN'S NOSE.
(Oh yeah, and we're just crazy enough to do it baby!)
John is my buddy.  I like John.  I am afraid that he is dangerous to himself and others, however.  Whoo!  There's ABBY!  A real babe, and more important, she gave me a cookie.  Down there on the left is one of our buddies from Bullwinkle's.  And a celeb made an appearance this week, Spike, The American Crack Council Spokesmodel stopped in (anyone else think he sort of looks a little like Todd?).  He didn't actually have any crack, but he had a case of Ben And Jerry's "Full Vermonty" Ice Cream, which is more addictive.  Oh, hi Mandy.  And there's a bunch of people who will have to come to the show a lot more often if they expect me to learn their names.
Two of our favorite people in the whole world -
Katie and Danni.
Heather and her MAN!
If you get a chance, grab this girl and check out her eyes.  STRIKING!
The Cheshire Cats
Some guys have all the luck.  Others have a head the size of a footlocker.
No idea.  He was at the show.  Smelled minty.  Drank a beer.
"Mmmm.  Danni is a hottie..."
It's great big Meredith, the perfectly proportioned eleven foot tall KNOCKOUT!  Actually a very nice, intelligent person, in addition to being taller (and quite a bit more attractive)  than Shaq.
HI!
They look just as nice as you please.  But anyone of them could kill you silently with a Shatner-like Karate chop without even trying.
Master Brian may be sitting a little too close to the TV.
OH!  How sweet.  All furry and slobbery, big floppy ears, covered with fleas.  And the dog is pretty cute too...
Mandy watches transfixed as Seth runs through a series of complex and erotic duck calls.
Our partners in crime, and longtime pals, SULLY AND DENISE!
Happy Birthday Martin!