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TrolleyBUZZ  December 22 2004

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What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival.   The Acoustic Revival is a singer and songwriter showcase.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage. This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

What I Would Give To Have My Chestnuts Roasted. IT'S TOO DAMNED COLD! Yes, it's Winter in the great Ohio basin.  I'd hop up and get myelf a nice warm beverage, but my most manly of areas is frozen to my chair.  Winter?  Cold?  Not a fan here.  No.  Not a fan.  We are having the big Acoustic Revival this Thursday, so come on out.  Dress warm.  Whatever particular holiday you celebrate this time of year (if any), try to have a good one and we wish you a happy .  If you're one of the folks who doesn't get much out of all the hoopla this time of year, you are not alone.  Find some fellow non-holiday types and celebrate surviving, cause' that's worth something too.  However it goes down for you, we wish you a great big fat sweaty merry one.  On a stick.  With a bell.

LET'S GET STARTED!  GOOFY PICTURES - FUNNY CAPTIONS MUST BE TROLLEYBUZZ!

Abby has just about had it with the "Non Hint-Getting" sector of the male population.

One can really pick up on the vibe that Angie is also beautiful on the inside, which is why she's wonderful.

WARNING - ALDEN HAZARD

Amy suddenly becomes brazen. SWEET.

Shortly after this photo was snapped this young lady was taken into custody by the Fashion Police.  Charged with Crimes Against Humanity, she was convicted and sentenced to five years hard labor at the Dayton Mall Gap Store.

Angie is not fooled by your attempts to convince her that you are, in fact, a former porno star.

Anna is a very nice person.  She agreed to appear in a photo with Tony.  To show his appreciation, Tony made his "special" face.  And now you know the story of this picture.  Happy?

VIRGINIA - Bringing it old school, though she's actually quite young.  Woot.

Maybe the worst case of Boo-Boo Lip I have ever seen.

A Quick Word From The Devil "As some of you might well imagine, this is not my favorite time of the year.  So I've brought in some help to get me motivated; this is one of my evil minions, Tom.  Fear and tremble before him as you would me.  During the season in question please try to remember that marketing and greed have ruined this holiday, and that I'm in business year round.  24 / 7 / 365.  And thankfully I don't require any shopping!  Peace out."

LOOK! Brett has finallly found his Happy Place! Way to go, Bud!

Candace - Admits Knowing Jonathan Price

Chris. I could easily believe he has a Super Hero Alter Ego.

That smile can only mean one thing - he knows he's GOOD LOOKING MAN.

Brian celebrates the holidays as is his tradition - he drives the branch of a fir tree into the side of his head.

Berzerkle prepares to Jump Ugly with the photographer, because I didn't ask permission to photograph his woman.

Faces In The Crowd What follows are three pictures of what happens to the human face when listening to good music.  When cheering your favorite Acoustic Revival player, please remember these images.  For the love of GOD.

And Now A Public Message To This Woman - Erin - From Male Viewers Of This Page The World Over. THANK YOU.

Erin. God Bless You.