TrolleyBUZZ  August 22 2002

What the hell is THIS?  This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio.  The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop.  The event is called The Acoustic Revival. The Acoustic Revival is a open mic format musical show, featuring singers and songwriters.  However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage.  This event is outrageously successful.  The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation.  We like them.  Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating.  It's life, and they're living it.  If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere.  Try not to get into trouble.  Well, not too much trouble...

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It's another big edition of TrolleyBUZZ.  I'd like to take this moment to remind everyone that ALL of the previous TrolleyBUZZ Pages are available for your viewing pleasure.  Seriously, you owe it to yourself to take the time to enjoy the single largest archive of bad behavior that exists in the world (the second largest being the official records of Nicolae Ceausescu's secret police prior to his ouster as ruler of Romania).  In any event, head to the main TrolleyBUZZ page and look back in terror at the sorts of things that you've all been up to in the last year or so.

What Happened On This Night? See With Your Own Squinty Eyes! FACE TIME!

Well.  It was my birthday.  I'm old.  That's pretty much it.  That's my gifts below.

Hey!  Angela's Back! She had to leave Las Vegas because, as it turns out, she's got too much of  "THE SEXY!"

You're at The Trolley Stop.  You've ordered one of their delicious sandwiches.  It comes with chips.  But wait.  Those chips are wonderful!  Fresh!  Crisp!  Flavorful!  How can they be so good?  This guy, he is the answer.  For he is... THE LORD OF THE CHIPS!

"Sometimes, I just... I just don't understand you people..."

A man and his dog.  His big, slobbering, horny dog.

Abby is very popular and has many friends, in spite of her huge and unsightly hump.

DANNI'S BUTT!

Marishah!

The Hackman Caine Theory Cheering Section

GIGGLE POPS!

Mindi and Rian, stars of The Trolley Drama Society, entertain some Hollywood Royalty, Woody Harrelson and Nicole Kidman!

Hey, it's JESSICA!  We miss her and we were very glad to see her!

Master Brian and his Court

HI!  We're HAPPY!

"Boy, there sure are a lot of wacky folks in these pictures.  I'm pretty sure they're having a good time, and I'm looking forward to meeting them..."

Happy Birthday to Martin And Emily! We already said it to Martin, but their birthdays were real close together and I got this great picture so why not get them both again? HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARTIN AND EMILY!

Here we see Jason and Danni.  They are enjoying the evening.  Danni notices that Jason has a bandaid on a pretty furry part of his arm.  Here is where the trouble starts.

Danni, after thinking for a few moments, tells Jason that since it's pretty humid, that the bandaid should "come right off".  A quick look at the expression on her face should reveal her true intentions.

The tragic consequences of blind faith.  In this shot we can see that Jason has removed the bandaid, along with a pretty big patch of thick black arm hair, and a substantial portion of the injury the bandaid was applied to protect.  The battle that will no doubt follow this incident will be photographed and presented here as a morality play.

JASON

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DANNI

Present

Lessons For Life...

The American Crack Council Is Very Proud To Present...

SPIKE! The American Crack Council Official Spokesmodel!

Well HELLO!  That's right, it's ME!  Your trusted long time friend and (legally irresponsible) advisor, SPIKE!  I just wanted to stop by in person and say so long to you all.  While I've enjoyed being the spokemodel for the fine folks at The American Crack Coucil, it's time for me to move on.  Fact is that I am a business man, and I have to take advantage of the best offer that comes along.  So I've excepted a new position, as a spokesmodel of course, with a great new company selling a great new product!  I could not BE more excited!  It's a groundbreaking product, and it involves the best new technologies and all kinds of science stuff.  What will I be pimping next?  YOUR OWN THOUGHTS!  That's right!  Through the miracle of a new technology called Intrusive Cognitive Re-Direction (ICD-R) we will finally be able to do what we've needed to do all along!  We can just skip the entire marketing process and TELL YOU WHAT TO THINK!  With ICD-R you won't ever worry about what to buy or what's hip or how to look cool again.  We will let you know and you will respond with purchasing patterns that reflect our corporate need for that fiscal quarter.  No more worries or doubts, no more wondering what to do with your money.  We will provide the need, and then fill it!  I will be seeing you, literally in your dreams!  So it's not goodbye, it's until next time.  I enjoyed my time with you crack monkeys, but it was a self limiting enterprise, what with you morons killing yourselves all the time.  But this knew thing has staying power, and I can't wait to get to work.  The monkey is finally off your back, and in your head where it belongs. C-YA!!!!

*A Funny Moment* So, I go up to this couple to get a picture, and they're talking, you know.  And I ask to get a picture, and the guy says "Sure", and proceeds to plant one right on her smoocher.  I'm assuming that's no big deal, but after I take the picture he mentions they just met!  What a move!  I was in awe.  Now you kids out there, do NOT try this at home.  Anyway, it gave me a chuckle.

This handsome gent is The Tomcat's SON!  That's right, The Tom is a dad and that's his boy there with T and KC.  He has many of his dad's better qualities, but sadly is not the amazing dancer his father is.  Darn it!

BEEF OF THE WEEK! In an attempt to evenly appeal to male and female readers I'm introducing a new feature, BEEF OF THE WEEK.  It's pretty self explanatory, and here he is.  BEEFY!!!

Just a quick hello to TONYA!  She's worked a couple of Revivals and we think she's dynamite!  Welcome TONYA!

"Oo-la-la!  Greetings!  I am your guide to PAGE TWO!  Go on! GO! GO TO PAGE TWO!!!"