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| TrolleyBUZZ - May 16 2002 |
| What the hell is THIS? This is a re-occurring page on a web site, and it's dedicated to the documentation of all the completely INSANE stuff that goes on at an event in Dayton, Ohio. The event takes place at a club located in the fabled Oregon District, and the club is called The Trolley Stop. The event is called The Acoustic Revival. The Acoustic Revival is a open mic format musical show, featuring singers and songwriters. However, due to the high quality of lunatic that appears at these performances, there is also a show off stage. This event is outrageously successful. The people are suitable for court required mental evaluation. We like them. Here you will see them in their natural habitat, leaping and playing, feeding and mating. It's life, and they're living it. If you go to the show, you will most likely end up on here somewhere. Try not to get into trouble. Well, not too much trouble... |
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| Until We Meet The Next Time - This night was (pardon me, but this is kind of mushy) a little emotional for many of the folks in attendence. Our old friend, Brother Dave Shields, is on his way out of town for awhile. Few people have stepped up and supported The Acoustic Revival like Dave. Marishah and Greg, they were there, and boy I'll tell you now Dave was right there with them. Some came for their own reasons, but others sought to support the scene and the other Players. Dave is one of the folks who steps up and takes artistic risks and really sets a fine example, and he embodies what the whole Acoustic Revival is about. I'm happy he's on to new adventures, but I'll miss his songs. And his sense of humor. Tell you what, music is easy, funny is hard. Dave will get a chuckle out of me no matter how stressed out I am. I hope he noticed how many people came out to hear him, and how many were singing his songs. He will tell you, that's what you hope for when you write them. He said something to me that gave me a bit of a throat frog. Something to the effect The Acoustic Revival had made a difference in his goals and his writing, and he expressed some thanks to KC and The Reverend. Well let me tell you, if the scene we all created has anything to do with bringing songs into the world, songs like the ones Dave is writing, then I am the one who is grateful. Imagine you have an idea, and it seems a little goofy or maybe impossible, and then that idea is proven without a single damn doubt. For me and KC one of those nights was when Dave Shields played his own songs. It's happened over and over, we continue to be stunned at the talent that walks into The Trolley Stop every Thursday night. There's been a few Players that elevated the whole deal, made it world class, and inspired me and everyone who sees them. The Player who makes you step back and say, "Hey, this is real. This matters. We're really doing something". Dave Shields is one of those Players. It's not a goodbye because he's going to be back. We're glad of that. Let's make it quick, Brother Dave. You take care... |
| A Friend Departs For The World At Large... |
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| And Now, A Word From The American Crack Council |
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| Hey, what's with all the tongue baths? We got more tongue than a butcher shop lately. Seth should be down on his knees thanking whoever made Mandy's shirt. Adrian looks like she's somehow forcing this poor girl to apply the pink. And there's Seth, touching somebody's else's nose with his tongue. Hey, look, it's all affection folks. Who are we to imply some darker motive? I refuse to accept any rumors of cannibalism... |
| One lucky dude... |
| Another lucky dude... |
| No dudes here, but we're still all very envious. |
| Ladies, ladies... thoughts... hello... anyone? |
| "Hold still honey, you got an eye-booger..." |
| Dave Shields. Great singer, great writer, TERRIBLE dancer... |
| Reverend Dave Asks For A Date... |
| Big Billy Donth, Jason HUGE Ruge. Two virile studs in a heated exchange regarding which manly man has the larger Adam's Apple. NOTE - It's a draw. |
| All I can think of as I gaze at this picture is... why KC? Why not me? WHY NOT ME GOD? |
| Hey, it's five of my favorite people... |
| Native Americans called this creature... SASQUATCH! |
| "Waitress! Waitress! I'll have another one of THESE..." |
| Look. A beautiful girl. Too bad about her GIANT MAN-HAND! |
| Many stars come out to The Acoustic Revival. Here for instance, it's The Osbournes. |
| You know, The Beautiful People are making life really untolerable for us genuinely homely folks. |
| Here was kind of an odd moment. This guy shows up starts telling KC a scary story about his vest. |
| Fans of The Cute But Deadly Girl will be saddened to learn that she doesn't want her picture taken any more. She's going to listen to this Dave Shields full time. |
| Well, I guess we can all stop wondering about the bald spot on that tree in front of The Trolley Stop. |
| Somebody said "Light a match". |
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| Ew. Adrian's face tastes like turkey-jerky. |
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| Ruby never got used to people's reaction to his name... |
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