TrolleyBUZZ - May 09 2002
BRACE YOURSELF - IT'S PAGE 3!
Come On Out - The Acoustic Revival,
at The Trolley Stop
Several luminaries gather to compare notes at The Revival.  That's Dave Shields, Marishah Paddock, The Tomcat, and Josh Paddock.  Notice that Mr. Shields is drinking coffee.  This is so he won't die, because a week earlier he drank a LOT at when he was celebrating his birthday.  Still played real good, but we were afraid he'd need mouth to mouth.
Hey.  There's Chris and Robin, the people who own and operate our special musical home, The Trolley Stop.  Stop by, have a beer, say "hi".
This is Jen.  She's just a great girl, and we love her to death.  She's getting hitched to Mr. Matt Purkey coming up here in August.  Which is amazingly cool.
These are our pals, Jeff and Britt.  They come to the big show and she plays music, and he claps like a wild man.  That is how love is sometimes, if you're lucky.
All you needs is friends and lovers...
Hey, there's Kevin Serey.  He's got himself a load of talent, and a KNOCKOUT for companionship.  Look at him, laying on the sweet-talk.  That's his "C'mere Baby Sexy Face".  Hey, laugh all you want.  Look where it's got him.  Kevin, can you show me how to do that?
There's Tom's Butt.
This would be the front of Tom and The Face.  Both of them are regulars at The Acoustic Revival and we sure do like that.  It's nice to know that Face effects everyone the same way.
Every week it's something with these guys.  It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...
That's The Bishop and his girl, Lisa, and a guy with a fairly substantial volume of smoke coming out of his nose.  Fine.  I am fine with that.  Somebody gonna' give him a glass of water or something...
This is a portrait. 
It's called,
"Man Who Digs Beer".
This has been another TrolleyBUZZ page, so stay tuned and check back for the numerous updates that I will undoubtedly post when I get the casts off my wrists.  Carpel Tunnel Syndrome is a lot less funny when I have it.  At this point I can't operate a door knob.  Well, really any knob.  Frankly, until I had this problem I never noticed how "knob-centric" our society is.  I mean, try to find a standard door without one for crying out loud.  It's like, I don't know, we're all knob-aholics or something.  You think our founding father and mothers invisioned a world totally dependent on knobs?  Hell NO!  We weren't born with trunks like them friggin' peanut hoarding pachyderms.  I got wrists man!  WRISTS!  I got a THUMB.  I can reach and grasp!  Would it kill us, would we whither as a society if we began to make use of something besides a frigging KNOB?  I don't think so, my fellow Americans, I don't think so.  Honestly, if we can't find a way to open something without a knob, haven't the terrorists already won?  Besides, would not using knobs be so bad?  Would it really give you a huge neck pain to have to pull a lever or something?  I read about a door in a castle in England, and it revolved, and every time somebody went through it pumped 50 gallons of water into the place.  NO KNOB.  Sweet baby Jesus, I'd love to pump some water as long as the device that did the work was sans knob.  Hmm.  Wonder if I'm stretching this bit out too much? You know, I bet if I switch to a smaller font I can keep this stupid gag going another three weeks at least.  Yeah!  Though I should mention, parenthetically, that my wrists actually do hurt.  Not like, you know, I'm going to kill myself.  Not like the time I was trying to bond with a girlfriend and I decided to let her wax my gut.  I mean, DAMN.  And girls get that done to their crotch.  I'd have to have my spinal cord severed to be able to stand that.
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