| BRACE YOURSELF - IT'S PAGE 2 |
| A Few Moments Of Beer Love |
| Few things have bonded the folks at The Acoustic Revival like the wild popularity of BEER LOVE. As we join the folks at The Trolley this week we see that, if you judge from the pic there in the upper left, some folks have found a way to use BEER LOVE as a sex toy. Hail Innovation! See that guy up there? He's not out looking for the secret of the universe. He's enjoying his life! And his pal, The Brew, is there. No BEER LOVE? See the tragic results, as those two poor women try to find a way to enjoy one of those Froo-froo drinks. Hey, it's not that you don't have enough straws. You two can engage in a suck-a-thon and it won't turn that frail flavor into BEER LOVE. What about heatlh concerns? Hey, that guy on the right has been drinking three or four gallons of foamy affection every day since he was 13. Now? He's seven feet four inches tall. Suds did him right. It builds strong bones too. Oh, how sad. Scott carries his empty Beer pitcher like a mother monkey who's baby died. He'll mourn for a few days, then he'll except it's empty and he'll leave it in a bush. Below, Cramer and some of his buddies prepare to mount an expedition through the throngs of music lovers and attempt to make it to the bar to obtain a couple of fresh vats of Liquid Lover. They know some of them will not make it back to the table. But they also know what waits. Good luck boys, and good BEER LOVE. |
| It's all about The Players |
| Take a look around this page and you'll get some idea how the old Acoustic Revival is doing. So many great people. If you're thinking about making an appearance we sure would like to have you. Lots of the people you're looking at here have really come into their own on our stage. Some of the best Players we get had NEVER PLAYED IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE BEFORE. It's not about being the world's greatest guitar player, or being able to sing opera. We're looking for singers and songwriters, folks who will come out and play songs for the folks at The Trolley Stop. We will make you feel right at home. Just grab your acoustic guitar, get some songs together, and come out to the show. |
| Darren Maddox |
| Greg Biltz |
| Gary Calamungi |
| Jessie Anbroge |
| Cammie Brewer |
| Jim Hiller |
| Christy Hagen |
| Dave Shields |
| Marishah Paddock |
| Robusto Rejecto |
| Master Brian |
| Ryan Callahan |
| Mitchell Jessie |
| Walker |
| Larry Tipton |
| Matt Purkey |
| All of these beautiful people have this in common - 1. They are all at The Acoustic Revival. 2. They are all at The Trolley Stop. 3. They read ALL of the TrolleyBUZZ. Be a winner, like these folks, go on and read page three. NOTE - these are typical humans you'll see at this event. They are not models and have not been paid. |
| Come On Out - The Acoustic Revival, at The Trolley Stop |
| This would be the Second of THREE Pages... |