| TrolleyBUZZ - April 25 2002 |
| This is the page that reports the poop! Every week there's a blow out quality hoe-down in Dayton, and it happens at The Trolley Stop every Thursday at 9:00. It's called The Acoustic Revival, and you can expect dicey manuvers and high shinanigans. The photographic evidence will be complied, reviewed, and displayed here for easy viewing. Check back every few days to see what went wrong the previous week. Lots on this page, so let it load even if it takes a bit (and it will). |
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| Danni VS FezPimP. You've all seen the carnage. Danni has been getting a pretty sound trouncing by The Evil One. Well, last week she'd had enough. The FezPimP, cackling wildly, grabbed Danni's left and right buttocks and began to slap them together to beat the band. Thought it was pretty funny too. Sounded like a pack of Sumo wrestlers in an industrial dryer. Then without warning, Danni went south. She performed a rear reaching groin grab, and with a powerful tearing motion delivered a very painful injury to a tender portion of the FezInator's most delicate region. The FezPimP vows REVENGE (the moment he gets his stitches out). Watch out little Danni! |
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| Seth. A man of many faces, and here are two. Above, wild, sexy, dangerous, rose eating Seth. Below, mysterious, fog shrouded, tastefully backlit, smooth Seth. Which Seth will you get? To find out, you must play the game... that is... SETH! |
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| Here was an odd thing. Middle of the night, everything's fine. Scott Marshall attacks and kills a random music stand. Not a joke or anything. Just... you know. I mean, what's up with that? |
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| Great News! Jason Ruge Has Been Released! That's right, you all remember Jason "Huge" Ruge was snatched for ransom by The Balsamic Jihad, a creepy terrorist group of Italian Chefs. Why? Well the water gets a little murky here, but inside sources suggest that it was due to his terrible behavior. "Apparently, he was just an awful hostage" says a member of the group. "He never stopped complaining. The bed was too hard, the blindfold was chaffing, he didn't have his special body powder, he couldn't go to the bathroom except at his house. He even complained about the food. I mean, we're CHEFS for crying out loud!" No demands were ever made, and no contacts to the police were ever logged. So, not only were there no demands made for his release, but there was also no call to report the abduction. As for Jason, he gained eleven pounds and may have actually developed a case of gout. "Man, them boys make some rich sauces. You'd have thought they was French. I told em' so, too. Hoowee they got mad!" We're glad he's back, and we hope next time he gets kidnapped it's by folks with nicer accomodations. |
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| Matt And *Jen, Sittin' In A Tree! That's right, Matt *Purkey and Jen here are getting hitched! It's in August and man do we ever wish them HAPPINESS! A great couple (and of course she digs him because he's a Player). *Thanks Matt. I'm a bonehead. |
| Just a few closing shots here. Of course our buddy Marty is there, with our other buddy Jim Hiller. There may be a nicer couple of guys, but I can't think of them. And there's another Player, Gary Calamungi and his lovely wife Diana. And of course some of the folks who have been local musicians for years, The Soulcasters. You owe it to yourself to find one of their shows and get out to it. They rule. |
| Well, that's it! Another Full House at The Trolley Stop, another great night of music at The Acoustic Revival. How long can you afford to miss out? COME ON DOWN BUDDY! |
| This has been another TrolleyBUZZ page, so stay tuned and check back for the numerous updates that I will undoubtedly post when I get the casts off my wrists. Carpel Tunnel Syndrome is a lot less funny when I have it. At this point I can't operate a door knob. Well, really any knob. Frankly, until I had this problem I never noticed how "knob-centric" our society is. I mean, try to find a standard door without one for crying out loud. It's like, I don't know, we're all knob-aholics or something. You think our founding father and mothers invisioned a world totally dependent on knobs? Hell NO! We weren't born with trunks like them friggin' peanut hoarding pachyderms. I got wrists man! WRISTS! I got a THUMB. I can reach and grasp! Would it kill us, would we whither as a society if we began to make use of something besides a frigging KNOB? I don't think so, my fellow Americans, I don't think so. Honestly, if we can't find a way to open something without a knob, haven't the terrorists already won? Besides, would not using knobs be so bad? Would it really give you a huge neck pain to have to pull a lever or something? I read about a door in a castle in England, and it revolved, and every time somebody went through it pumped 50 gallons of water into the place. NO KNOB. Sweet baby Jesus, I'd love to pump some water as long as the device that did the work was sans knob. Hmm. Wonder if I'm stretching this bit out too much? Anyway, click HERE to go back to the main KC Kelly and The Reverend Dave page, And HERE to go back to the main TrolleyBUZZ page. |
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| "Um, ouch. That hurt quite a lot. I was just playing" *paraphrased |
| Delectable, delicious, DEADLY! DANNI! |
| Moments before Danni gives new meaning to the term "Groin Pull". |
| Fletch, Dan, and Tim, The Three Soulcasters! |
| "Music Stands? Don't like em', no sir. Never have. It called me a name!" |
| The HUGE one is back safe, but check out that gut! Man, Italian food can really pack on the blubber. |