| TrolleyBUZZ - April 18 2002 |
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| "Hi. It's us again. Just so there is no confusion, we are both intelligent hard working women who are independent and upwardly mobile, and wouldn't want to give you the impression that we were trying to intice you to read Page 2 with some sexy banter. So, you should read it because it's a taughtly composed laugh riot full of irony, humor, and social satire. Us being complete hotties is a mere by product of the genetic lottery, and the fact that we read these pages religiously is a reflection of our sharp wit and has no bearing on our tastes in men at all. Just wanted to be straight with everyone. Now read on, and enjoy! We will. The page we mean." |
| Trolley Stop FACE TIME |
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| When you come to The Trolley Stop, you are indicating that you agree - THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE FUN IN THE WORLD. And you're going to by golly do something about it. Take a look at these folks. They're not just saying they want more fun, they are making a personal choice, a sacrifice, to see to it that there is more fun. They are fighting the good fight! |
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| Look at the dedication. You know, you could be part of this cause. Come on down to The Trolley Stop on any Thursday night, get your own Face Time. Add your blood, sweat, and tears to the effort. You think they're having these good times in other places. Heck no. God bless AMERICA! |
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| Very popular, our curly haired girl. |
| Matt Purkey. Nice guy. Don't Cross Him. |
| Tousled Elegance |
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| The Bishop and The Babe |
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| Jodi is happy because there's a tiny woman admiring her enormous cleavage. |
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| Oh. A juggler. |
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| I think that there is kin of Mitchell Jessie! Hi guys! |
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| "You talking to me? You talking to me? You must be talking to me, I don't see anybody else here..." |
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| "Face" |
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| It's the evil Super Villian, The FezPimP. Here we see him with another Super Villian, I think it's "Too Old To Be Wearing A Dragonball Z Tee-Shirt Man" |
| You just KNOW some guys are cool and friendly. |
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| Ooooh! Somebody's in TROUBLE!!! |
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| Groovin' On The Patio |
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| Which One's Moe? |
| Happy People |
| Happy People |
| Anyone with a working set of eyeballs can see the sort of High Shinanigans that we get up to down at The Trolley Stop, and when you hit The Acoustic Revival you can expect this sort of bad activity every week. Just walk on in on any Thursday around 9:00 and you can join in. Head gear and eye protection is recommended, but not mandatory. |
| WALKER and some of his pals. Did I mention he can play some music? Oh yes, he can. |
| These guys are trying to figure out what the hell they just saw. Could have been dancing, but it might have been a seizure. |
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| Hi Katie... |
| Never show this man a growth or mole of any kind. EVER. |
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| Me and Kelly. Handsome... |
| Hey Kids, IT'S TROLLEY STOP DANCE PARTY TIME!!! |
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| Everyone who attends The Acoustic Revival has seen the unusual dance stylings that ensue. Until now, The Tomcat has had the floor to himself. But this week there was a tingle inducing new wrinkle in the big Dance Party, TWO GIRLS. Dancing. Together. It was WILD. Take a look at both, and you be the judge... Who's Got The Moves? |
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| Both duos have their own feline beauty. The girl in the blue stripes is using the full compliment of standard dance moves. But Tomcat is a "riffer". He's always thinking, always innovating. Some of the stuff he's pulling off here would baffle Baryshnikov. I mean, what the hell is THAT? Sure the young women are cutting a rug, and the Hybrid Acoustic Mind Screw Rock of Kevin HARDWICK and Scott Marshall lends itself to zany moves. But Tom is not "The Tomcat" for nothing. He's able to do things with his body that are simply |
| unnatural. I cannot pick a winner, and maybe no one should. Let these dance animals roam unjudged, unnamed, and ungroomed. Just say it was The Dance Party, and watch in awe... |
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| This has been another TrolleyBUZZ page, so stay tuned and check back for the numerous updates that I will undoubtedly post when I get the casts off my wrists. Carpel Tunnel Syndrome is a lot less funny when I have it. At this point I can't operate a door knob. Well, really any knob. Frankly, until I had this problem I never noticed how "knob-centric" our society is. I mean, try to find a standard door without one for crying out loud. It's like, I don't know, we're all knob-aholics or something. You think our founding father and mothers invisioned a world totally dependent on knobs? Hell NO! We weren't born with trunks like them friggin' peanut hoarding pachyderms. I got wrists man! WRISTS! I got a THUMB. I can reach and grasp! Would it kill us, would we whither as a society if we began to make use of something besides a frigging KNOB? I don't think so, my fellow Americans, I don't think so. Honestly, if we can't find a way to open something without a knob, haven't the terrorists already won? Besides, would not using knobs be so bad? Would it really give you a huge neck pain to have to pull a lever or something? I read about a door in a castle in England, and it revolved, and every time somebody went through it pumped 50 gallons of water into the place. NO KNOB. Sweet baby Jesus, I'd love to pump some water as long as the device that did the work was sans knob. Anyway, click HERE to go back to the main KC Kelly and The Reverend Dave page, And HERE to go back to the main TrolleyBUZZ page. |