| TrolleyBUZZ - April 18 2002 |
| This is the page that reports the poop! Every week there's a blow out quality hoe-down in Dayton, and it happens at The Trolley Stop every Thursday at 9:00. It's called The Acoustic Revival, and you can expect dicey manuvers and high shinanigans. The photographic evidence will be complied, reviewed, and displayed here for easy viewing. Check back every few days to see what went wrong the previous week. Lots on this page, so let it load even if it takes a bit (and it will). |
| First Things First! KC Kelly And The Reverend Dave Are going to be doing our Full Tilt 3 Hour Show at The Trolley Stop on Wednesday May 2 at 9:00. Then we burn up The Acoustic Revival Thursday (of course) And on Saturday May 4th at 9:30 we're back at Toby's Tavern. Please try to make it out to any or all of our gigs. We sure would appreciate the support. |
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| Mandy, in happier times with a buddy. You'd never know that at the bottom of this pic there is a Giant Death Shoe, ready and waiting to strike. |
| Friends and others, it was a Wild Night, and some folks just went Crazy... |
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| These pics cannot possibly convey how wacky things were on this night. Take this shot above. This seems kind of cool when you first look at it, but then, it seems like a threat of some kind. "Find glory in my chests or else!" And there to the right is Cammie Brewer, the Nose Picker (I gotta' get her real name), and this woman, normally really pretty, who has apparently lost control of her face. Cammie just tries to help. Run Cammie! |
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| Well, I'm going to start out with this - what is the deal with the shoe? Friends, you all know that The Reverend is very, very old. How old, you ask? SHUT UP! Stop asking questions when I'm trying to make a funny. You think this is easy? Especially for an old guy? Anyway, trust me, I'm old. I'm old enough to remember when these things showed up the first time. They were dopey then, and they're dopey now. This is a shoe to fear, a shoe to watch teenagers flee from in a horror movie. This monster clodhopper was residing on the delicate foot of the lovely Mandy, and one can only assume she will be applying for a job hauling a Budwieser wagon. People please, the female foot is a wonderful thing. Can't we agree that attaching shoes to it that Herman Munster would find "a bit much" is bad? Can't all come to the conclusion that anyone with a desire to drink might want to avoid these cinder blocks? Just in case they get a tiny buzz and stumble, and DIE because they're going to have a fall equivalent to diving out of a second story window? It's dangerous! Luke Skywalker wants to fire a proton torpedo into that shoe's thermal exhaust port to save Yavin 4 from it's superlaser. That thing is four wheels away from being a bus. Ah, what do I know? Wear what you like. But don't come crying to me when you try to run up the stairs at The Trolley and your foot pops off at the ankle. There you'll be, on your way, hopping along to take a wee wee... |
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| "Grrrrrrr..." |
| There's also a trend toward general boob related shinanigans. Not a problem really, but certainly a new approach. Hey! Take a look at that group of folks with Marishah P! Isn't that former Van Halen front man David Lee Roth? The stars just keep coming. A little lower, there's FezPimP and a distressed Seth, and Nose Picker Girl. Why is Seth so disgruntled? Well, you'd have to know where the little girl's other fingers were. Ouch. It's a banner night for Nose Picker, as she attacks this poor man to the left without warning. We all freaked out, but after a few minutes he seemed to kind of like it. And man, take a look at that bottom picture on the right. That my friends, is a FULL HOUSE! The Revival packs in the people. I expect it will only get goofier as the summer progresses. Heat makes folks act funny. And itchy. Funny and itchy is a bad combination. |
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| Something tells me he might have eeked one out here... |
| Oh man, Standing Room Only! |
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| In a night of new talent one of the best sets was turned in by a young lady who actually performed onstage for the first time anywhere at The Acoustic Revival. Cammie Brewer was just great, finely written songs, and compelling vocal quality drew everyone in the room into her music. What a voice. And she had a bevy of fans who proved their good taste in music by loving her. The whole concept behind what we do at The Revival is validated by a new talent like Ms. Brewer. Cammie, you get your butt back out ASAP! We need your spirit and talent at The Acoustic Revival. |
| Cammie Brewer |
| A good case of Fan Smiles |
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| Cammie Fans! |
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| Those Cammie fans were all into it (as was I). Also making the scene was our old bud Josh Paddock, who turned in another great set. Cramer layed some of his acoustic sounds on us, but copped out in a promise to sing. We will not forget sir! Next time! Mitchell Jessie is always the cat when he plays, and he has a great inspiration in his fabulous babe of a wife, Gwen. Now, you may not have been Robusto'd yet, but you owe it to yourself if you want to die having lived a full life. Yes, Robusto Rejecto knows no limits, and his appeal is universal. And MAN! Talk about a great debut, Walker just slammed the house! He played his ass off, nailed everything, and just brought the power big time. What a great addition to the show. Another man who has absolutely GOT to come out again soon. |
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| Taking a moment here to thank the beautiful blonde in this photo. That wonderful human being there in the middle, yes! That's her. Her name is Katie, and she did a very helpful thing - when the old web page was begining to crash she noticed some problems and fired off an e-mail to The Reverend, and brothers and sisters I really REALLY appreciate that. This web site is a one man band here at the offices of KC Kelly And The Reverend Dave Inc., and except for KC, Jason "Huge" Ruge, Bobo Bigalo, and Billy Donth helping out with pictures it's... ME. I am not a "webmaster". In fact I have no idea what I'm doing whatsoever. So if anybody sees anything funky (funky bad, not funky good) PLEASE let me know. This would be broken links, typos, really any strangness at all. Especially let me know if you're a Player and there's something goofy about you. Name mispelled, bad info, not enough info, anything. Just let me know what you want on here and I'll do it (within reason - MY reason). So, thank you a giant swollen bunch Katie. You helped alot. |
| This is Katie She made a difference, and I thank her. |
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| Oh Yeah Baby... It's... BEER LOVE |
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| Oh... you know what it's about. You're no novice. You're a worldy, mature adult. You've seen some things. And you don't live by the standards of the timid. You are bold, focused, and frankly, a little on the crazy side. Not that wimpy frat boy, frat girl, liquid courage, one-too-many crazy. You're the kind of crazy only the experienced, committed BEER LOVER can be. Don't poke fun at that guy on the upper left, he has a little beer on is chin because he's smiling while he's drinking that rich brew. He knows. And there in the middle, proof that the suds can make you beautiful. That young lady upper right is so into her BEER LOVE that she shares her pilsner with her bosom. Think that's odd? Shocking? Let me tell you something, if I had a boob and a beer, I'd be getting that magical couple together, and I mean right now. Hell, I'd never leave the house. And why is that scrumptious lovely lower left so close to her man? Because he knows better than to serve her questionable adult beverages. She'd have a completely different look on her face if he had handed her some froofy umbrella drink. And real woman knows that a real man knows - If you can do BEER LOVE right, you've got some other things under control as well. Important things. LOVE things. That saucy smile across the face of that delicious lady? That's just anticipation of the LOVE, imagine what she'll do when that heady concoction flows across her full lips. Oh yeah baby, everyone knows. And man oh man, take a look at the grip this guy has on his pint. Take it easy brother, your golden friend isn't going anywhere. That glass is full of something that loves you back. And none other than famous actor and star of HBO's Sopranos, James Gandolfini is a member of this club. The man is good looking, successful, so rich he could make Soloman blush. He could swallow any damn drink he wants to. But Brother James, he knows. Just like we all know. Many pretenders. One throne. It's sweet, sweet BEER LOVE. |
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