| During our recent gig at Toby's Tavern, an incident (which will, hereafter, be referred to as "The Incident") occured that shocked the conscience of all who witnessed it. The Incident unfolded suddenly, without warning, and made a victim of any who had the poor luck to see it. The Incident, in all it's horror, is depicted in the photo above. In the interests of human compassion we have, for the time being, obscured The Incident with something less offensive. But who is to be the censor? Who is to tell each of us, "No, this you will not see"? Are we not citizens of a free country? Do we trade the comfort of ignorance for the peril of oblivion? How the hell should I know? The point is, we don't want to engage in the kind of behavior that our country has fought against since it's inception, and is fighting against now half a world away. So, in keeping with our Constitution and Bill of Rights, the intent of our Founding Fathers, and the finest and most hallowed traditions of freedom of speech and expression, we going to leave it up to you to decide if we show Jake's ass crack. Consider carefully, do not be hasty. Remember, you cannot "un-see" something, you cannot "un-ring" a bell, you cannot put the genie back in the bottle, and you cannot put that devil back on Jake's behind once you've taken it away. That sight will haunt unto your grave, and in the night when you vainly attempt to sleep it will be there when you shut your eyes. Forever. Choose wisely, for the course you take will change you. Forever. God help us all. |
